Three things you will almost certainly never do again.

[Moon bunny]

Work for the NHS. (There are too many reasons to list.)
Go to the top of a Cumbrian mountain. (If you’ve seen one you’ve seen the lot, as Albert Wainwright never said.)
Camp in a field when there is a perfectly good hotel nearby.

 

[Dave 123]

Marry an adulterous liar

Give away my pension to get rid of her

Ride a tandem

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Ride a bike or a motorbike.

Get into a sportscar.

Make a decent break playing snooker (And that one hurts most of all).

 

[MontyVeda]

Climb a tree
Bound effortlessly over a wall/fence
Pull on my socks without uttering a groan

 

[Willd]

Tread on a nail
Have Legionnaires Disease
Vote

 

[Reynard]

Who was he?!!!

No, sorry. That part of my life stays private, even if it was nearly twenty years ago.

 

[Gillstay]

Climb 100 ft up a Sequoia and then fell the 40 ft left above me in one hit.
Sit on top of the stump and enjoy a Marlborough.
Hurtle action film like across a busy main road in a Dodge dart with a massive engine, but a newly discovered lack of brakes.

 

[slowmotion]

Climb up the stairs cut into the cliff to the top of one of the Buddhas of Bamiyan.
Climb down into and out of The Cirque de la Solitude on the GR20 in Corsica.

Edit: .........and take another exam.

 

[Baldy]

Parachuting, did a lot in my youth but haven't jumped in thirty years.

Get married, still single after sixty-five years why break the habit of a lifetime.

Grow long hair.

 

[Paulus]

Cycle a 100 miles in one go. Knees are now knackered.
Father more children. Had a vasectomy 30 years ago.
Buy anymore bikes. I have 8.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Climb a tree
Bound effortlessly over a wall/fence
Pull on my socks without uttering a groan

For many years I have said that I will know when I am old if I have to sit down, or lean against something, to put my socks on.

Can still do it easily standing unsupported on alternate legs.

Ergo I am still young at 66. 😁

 

[Venod]

Can still do it easily standing unsupported on alternate legs.

That is one of my how am I feeling today tests, its easy most of the time, but now and again I resort to sitting thats usually an indication of a bad day.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

For many years I have said that I will know when I am old if I have to sit down, or lean against something, to put my socks on.

Can still do it easily standing unsupported on alternate legs.

Ergo I am still young at 66. 😁

I usually have to lie down to get my socks on

 

[Dirk]

Never say never.......

 

[tyred]

I will never buy another Skoda (or any other modern VAG product).

Own a television!

Go on a date.