Today's joke.

[ufkacbln]

Outside a Pub in Winchester:

Drinking Rum at 10:00 in the morning does NOT make you an alcoholic

..... it makes you a Pirate

 

[atbman]

My dentist is offering half price scale and polish today - apparently it's Plaque Friday

 

[raleighnut]

[QUOTE 4596121, member: 45"]Not only is my new thesaurus rubbish, it's also rubbish.[/QUOTE]
Was it published by the same company my new Dickshonery was.

 

[JohnClimber]

 

[Celticdog]

An English man , a Scotsman and an Irishman want to go to the Olympic games but don't have tickets. As they are walking to the venue they pass a building site.
The Englishman spots a scaffolding pole picks it up and goes to entrance , He says George pole vault and they let him in. The Scotsman sees a grating and says Jimmy discus, the Irishman sees a roll of barbed wire and says Shemaus, fencing

 

[Globalti]

A pal of mine grows bonsai trees. Business is booming and he's already looking for smaller premises.

 

[Salty seadog]

[QUOTE 4596121, member: 45"]Not only is my new thesaurus rubbish, it's also rubbish.[/QUOTE]

I've always wondered if there is another word for thesaurus.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 4596346, member: 45"]Guide to falling down the stairs:


Step 1-







Step 3-










Step 7,8,9-[/QUOTE]

That looks more like falling up the stairs.