Today's Public Service Announcement.

[Saddle bum]

I only buy ball deodorants.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Remember the Norwegian (maybe) chemist shop on Not the Nine O'Clock News?

Hellooo I would like some deodorant please.
Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?
Neither, I am wanting it for my armpits.

old I know.

 

[ColinJ]

Remember the Norwegian (maybe) chemist shop on Not the Nine O'Clock News?

Hellooo I would like some deodorant please.
Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?
Neither, I am wanting it for my armpits.

old I know.

You beat me to it!

Here it is.

 

[longers]

Wafflycat,

Can you get rid of that bloody avatar? It doesn't work at that size, and it takes a while to work out that it isn't a photo of one of those diseased internal organs you see printed on cigarette packets

I think it looks like a fish.

 

[Aperitif]

I think it looks like a fish.

A 'Gilliano'!

 

[Kestevan]

In my office drawer at work I have two spray cans.

Right Guard and WD40

It's only a matter of time...........

 

[craigwend]

Don't try shave gel instead of deoderant either...

 

[Dave Davenport]

Slightly ot but if you've got a bad back, be carefull how much deep heat spray you use because if you overdo it and it runs down the crack in your arse you'll need to sit in a sink full of cold water for quite a while before it stops stinging.

 

[TheDoctor]

'Vanish' stain remover comes in a bar that looks like soap. It does not work as soap.
Insect repellant comes in a spray that looks like insect killer.
Squirting DEET onto wasps does not kill them.
It makes them a tad grumpy.
More as I remember them...

 

[slowmotion]

So far, I have been lucky on the "mistaken chemical" front. I did, however, start shaving with my calculator once, thinking it was my electric razor.

...there really is no hope for me...

 

[addictfreak]

Slightly ot but if you've got a bad back, be carefull how much deep heat spray you use because if you overdo it and it runs down the crack in your arse you'll need to sit in a sink full of cold water for quite a while before it stops stinging.

On a similar note.

A good few years back I remember rubbing Sloanes Linoment on sore thighs just before bedtime. So off I go to bed, naked (steady ladies) anyway my dangly bits rub against the top of my thigh and I spend the next hour with my nads in cold water