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threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
Remember the Norwegian (maybe) chemist shop on Not the Nine O'Clock News?

Hellooo I would like some deodorant please.
Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?
Neither, I am wanting it for my armpits.

;) old I know.
 

longers

Legendary Member
Smokin Joe said:
Wafflycat,

Can you get rid of that bloody avatar? It doesn't work at that size, and it takes a while to work out that it isn't a photo of one of those diseased internal organs you see printed on cigarette packets ;)

I think it looks like a fish.
 
Location
Hampshire
Slightly ot but if you've got a bad back, be carefull how much deep heat spray you use because if you overdo it and it runs down the crack in your arse you'll need to sit in a sink full of cold water for quite a while before it stops stinging.
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
'Vanish' stain remover comes in a bar that looks like soap. It does not work as soap.
Insect repellant comes in a spray that looks like insect killer.
Squirting DEET onto wasps does not kill them.
It makes them a tad grumpy.
More as I remember them...
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
So far, I have been lucky on the "mistaken chemical" front. I did, however, start shaving with my calculator once, thinking it was my electric razor.

...there really is no hope for me...
 
Dave Davenport said:
Slightly ot but if you've got a bad back, be carefull how much deep heat spray you use because if you overdo it and it runs down the crack in your arse you'll need to sit in a sink full of cold water for quite a while before it stops stinging.


On a similar note.

A good few years back I remember rubbing Sloanes Linoment on sore thighs just before bedtime. So off I go to bed, naked (steady ladies) anyway my dangly bits rub against the top of my thigh and I spend the next hour with my nads in cold water:ohmy::ohmy:
 
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