Toll Roads: TAG Lane Etiquette

[Crackle]

Harsh. The inside of a table tennis ball is not big enough

Is that a 2 page essay on the inside of a ping pong ball or a 2 page essay on the inside of a ping pong ball?

I knew some wags would ask me that. How do I know that? Because even longer ago than getting stuck in the barriers at the Mersey tunnel, I got given the exact same punishment. So I cut open a ping pong ball and wrote 'two page essay' inside. That cost me a week of dinnertime detentions writing lines while everyone else played footy.

 

[jefmcg]

Whatever you do don't make some humorous remark about TMNs...this is a very serious thread

wow. talk about not having a sense of humour.

(I suggested that a post that started with the phrase "i have been driving for 30 years" usually wasn't worth reading. Which in my opinion is 1) funny 2) true. For some reason Nickyboy took offence. I let it go, but here it is again)

 

[r04DiE]

You need the auto billing system like at the dartford crossing. Somehow they have managed to remove the barriers yet make the queue to the tunnels worse than when the barriers were still there.

^^TRUE

 

[nickyboy]

wow. talk about not having a sense of humour.

(I suggested that a post that started with the phrase "i have been driving for 30 years" usually wasn't worth reading. Which in my opinion is 1) funny 2) true. For some reason Nickyboy took offence. I let it go, but here it is again)

I have been driving for 30 years and if you look at my posting history in that time there is only humorous bollox, virtually nothing remotely helpful or erudite in any way.

I'm sure the posters here would willingly vouch for my history of stellar badinage

 

[Markymark]

I have been driving for 30 years and if you look at my posting history in that time there is only humorous bollox, virtually nothing remotely helpful or erudite in any way.

I'm sure the posters here would willingly vouch for my history of stellar badinage

It's all 100% correct apart from it being humerous.

 

[rich p]

It's all 100% correct apart from it being humerous.

Did you mean humerus?
It's near the funny bone after all.
I'm happy to vouch that Nicky posts bollox online and talks it in real life...

 

[nickyboy]

Or stellar.

Sorry, that was a typo...should have been "Stella badinage"

 

[Markymark]

"Stella badinage"

I'm sure she's an ex-girlfriend of mine.

 

[Dayvo]

I'm happy to vouch that Nicky posts bollox online and talks it in real life...

Good job, too.

Why should he be any better than the rest of us here?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Sorry, that was a typo...should have been "Stella badinage"

Sure it wasn't Stella's Handbag? it could be used a dawn or Dawn if she came along

 

[Crackle]

Does the inside of a Halex three-star table tennis ball smell much like you'd expect it too?

I know it's an anti-climax but sadly I don't remember.