Silver Fox
Guru
What does boil my p**s is being ignored by some oik in baggys riding a bike with three months crud on it when yours truely looks like the immaculate conception on a gleaming road bike. They must be ashamed of the way they look.
Baggies, bike covered in crud. Sound like you've encountered a mtb'er, that's how we roll dude

Serioulsy though, I've met the 'all the gear and no idea' type. Flashy expensive bike and all the kit but can't ride for toffee, knackered before they've gone 1/2 mile.
Just ride and enjoy it, it's about how you feel not what the willy wavers think.