Touchy feely people.

[Archie_tect]

Colly you didn't advertise your business to include 'french polishing' did you?

No, but he knows J R Hartley.

 

[rich p]

I also have an issue with faces, as I don't like making eye contact with humans or looking at their faces. Animals are not a problem in that way at all.

I've only seen pictures of Arch but that seems a bit harsh

 

[Archie_tect]

Has he any fish left?

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm not surprised, he''s been on hold for the last 6 years... 'your call is in a queue and will be answered shortly...'

 

[lukesdad]

6pages and still no address ?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

6pages and still no address ?

My address is:

Doug.....

....are you serious??

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Dog sniff each other's bottoms, but I suspect that if I had better not try that with my colleagues at the next Governance meeting,

I would advise against your licking your bits as well.. even if you can!

 

[Night Train]

I would advise against your licking your bits as well.. even if you can!

Why? It could be the most fun he's had in years!

 

[colly]

Listen: I have never been fly fishing. Ever.

Colly you didn't advertise your business to include 'french polishing' did you?

It is mentioned but I sub-contract any polishing.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Why? It could be the most fun he's had in years!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'd love to see certain people earlier in this thread get violent against that lot!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Edited by Mod - leave the coarse language, MDB

I was drunk at the time, sorry.

 

[MarkF]

Both yours and his behaviours just doesn't compute with me, I mean I would never think of doing what he did, but what are you SO scared of? That he's about to turn you round and bum you on the spot?

Seriously, what exactly are you all so scared of?

Sorry MDB, just seen this. I wasn't scared, not at all, I was getting tense though, and, the more he refused to let go of my hand and bicep, the more tense I became. "Tense" turned rapidly to a desire to smack him in the face, why? To get his hands off me! I was extremely uncomfortable, I hadn't started dialogue or body language pertaining to his manly grip on me, or my dislike of it, I'd left it too late. Not everybody likes being touched, women I can put up with, just, but men, especially men I don't know, forget it.

PS No idea why you think that I thought that he perhaps thought about bumming me.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

One of my bandmates hates being hugged or touched, but once truly in his cups he'll grope anything, and note I didn't say 'anyone'. Seriously, I've seen the fella surreptitiously sneak a grope of a bar stool. I included him in a novel I wrote, I don't think he appreciated it.

 

[Maz]

I am really really rubbish at touchy feely with women to whom I'm not related. This is because of my Muslim upbringing. That said, I do hug and kiss women (cheek to cheek ,friendly stuff) when the occasion arises.