Tour de France 2026 ***Spoilers***

[No Ta Doctor]

It was a child’s sandcastle spade today.

Jesus, did you not see the pull he just put in?

 

[mididoctors]

Tejada and Schmid ..... Group 2 syndrome

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Having said that, Mauro Schmidt will take some catching.

 

[mididoctors]

I have a horrible feeling that another UAE win is just around the corner.

Not impossible but they got a gap

 

[No Ta Doctor]

Not impossible but they got a gap

I reckon Tejada will start sitting in soon, and then silly-boogers will occur, and those 13" could evaporate in about 14"

 

[Blazing Saddles]

The peloton haven’t closed the gap at all. I think they are all cooked after that start.

 

[misforturob]

G2 are throwing this away unless they start riding properly soon

 

[No Ta Doctor]

G2 are throwing this away unless they start riding properly soon

UAE anchors

 

[No Ta Doctor]

I reckon Tejada will start sitting in soon, and then silly-boogers will occur, and those 13" could evaporate in about 14"

Mauro Schmidt getting in the sitting in first in preemptive retaliation

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Nearly let them back in.

 

[mididoctors]

Don't let weekend back

 

[No Ta Doctor]

Well ridden. Pidcock takes third ahead of the stormtroopers

 

[mididoctors]

Schmid just

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Pidcock: King of the turds. (Kelly voice)

 

[No Ta Doctor]

The peloton haven’t closed the gap at all. I think they are all cooked after that start.

7:33 at the finish, they got a minute back in the end