Tour de France Notre Equipe 2009...

[Aperitif]

I think the DS has plans for the subs to learn some "knit one, perl one" moves before the weekend if there is any dissent - take care you bench warmers!
Don't try and pullover the wool his eyes now...

 

[Speicher]

The subs will have to wait for some one to be cast off the back!

 

[beanzontoast]

Have to apologise for tomorrow's menu. The supplier misread the order and instead of mixed carbs we now have half a tonne of mixed crabs to munch through.

I rang to complain, but they said we're stuck with it. Apparently there's a claws in the contract...

 

[Speicher]

Have to apologise for tomorrow's menu. The supplier misread the order and instead of mixed carbs we now have half a tonne of mixed crabs to munch through.

I rang to complain, but they said we're stuck with it. Apparently there's a claws in the contract...

Put them in a very large bad, and bang them with a hammer, then you will have crustaceans. Either that or we will have you for breakfast. I am sure you will be very tasty.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Have to apologise for tomorrow's menu. The supplier misread the order and instead of mixed carbs we now have half a tonne of mixed crabs to munch through.

I rang to complain, but they said we're stuck with it. Apparently there's a claws in the contract...

That was a sideways move - it's enough to make you retreat into your shell, become a hermit almost!

 

[Aperitif]

Shouldn't you be doing something about opening up the rider's mussels Speicher?
Claws or no claws, beans has got a bit of a sauce - he'll be toast tomorrow when DS hears about it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Shouldn't you be doing something about opening up the rider's mussels Speicher?
Claws or no claws, beans has got a bit of a sauce - he'll be toast tomorrow when DS hears about it.

Everyone will be cross and the mood will be black......well!!!

 

[Cathryn]

Coming very late to this thread....poor Mum, roped in again for another year's tour. She'll be along with the flapjack. She'll have a great time, just treat her well. No smut in her presence please.

 

[Noodley]

Wait a minute how did I get from DS last year to being in charge of dishing out food this year?

Everyone seemed happy with my decisions and I made the bold choice of giving wee Joe a chance. That's thanks for you! Bloody fickle lot you are!

 

[Cathryn]

At least you're included!! Get yourself pregnant and you're out of a job! I'm sure I could sue.

 

[Aperitif]

Wait a minute how did I get from DS last year to being in charge of dishing out food this year? B)

Everyone seemed happy with my decisions and I made the bold choice of giving wee Joe a chance. That's thanks for you! Bloody fickle lot you are!

rich p bunged me. You made such a splendid show of the team finishing in penultimate place last year Noodley, that it was felt you were cooking something up for this year.
So...
Anyway - I thought you were on yer hols in some beautiful place in Scottishland and were not available to sack 3B McGinty from his awful start to lead.
Ask the DS if he wants a hand...I'm sure he'll have something to accomodate you.
Cathryn - liesl did she know that she would not be included. But we all know that TdF saying "A quick roll can turn into a long bun" (© E. Cantona) and there was no plaice for her...shellfish maybe, but the roules is the roules...

 

[Cathryn]

I am admittedly more cautious of quick rolls these days. Maybe next year eh?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[not available to sack 3B McGinty from his awful start to lead.

*sulk*

 

[longers]

Wait a minute how did I get from DS last year to being in charge of dishing out food this year?

Most important job going is being chief chef.

Chop, chop

 

[Noodley]

I thought you were on yer hols in some beautiful place in Scottishland and were not available...

Ah the 'Michael Rasmussen' excuse

Right, who's next for deep fried battered haggis and porridge sandwiches?

I shall ensure the musettes have plenty Tablet, Penny Dainties and Irn Bru in them B)