Tripadvisor Reviews unbelievable.

[Drago]

I would hope visitors to Snowden would be a bit more savvy then fouling the footpath, but in the wilds, with no one about, it’s your only option if you’ve got to go.

Indeed, Lord Snowdon is getting quite fed up with it.

 

[Dave7]

There's a brilliant review on Amazon somewhere from a bloke who used hair removal cream in a delicate area, absolutely hilarious. 😂

Yes......I google that every now and again for a good belly laugh......
Deet?? or a similar name.

 

[matticus]

Deet?? or a similar name.

Yeah, like you don't know ...

 

[Profpointy]

There's a brilliant review on Amazon somewhere from a bloke who used hair removal cream in a delicate area, absolutely hilarious. 😂

I think that's the one where the title / summary is "do not use on your nob and bollocks" and then goes into cringemaking and hilarious details as to why not. I assume the account is wholly fictional but you never know

 

[gavgav]

If you want a laugh, look up the reviews for the Norbreck Castle Hotel. It’s a great reason to own a motor home.

I stayed there on a cricket tour, a few years back. When the taxi driver picked us up, to head back there on the first evening, he asked “where to” and we said Norbreck Castle, to which he replied....”ah yes, Stalag!!”
It is one of the worst places I’ve ever stayed!

 

[further]

eating Dominoes and chuckling to themselves.

I would have thought they would be rather inedible.

 

[mustang1]

When no one else can help, you need The A Team.

 

[NorthernDave]

There's a brilliant review on Amazon somewhere from a bloke who used hair removal cream in a delicate area, absolutely hilarious. 😂

There's an equally funny one about sugar free Gummi Bears

 

[byegad]

A bacon sandwich can never be bad.

Only a fool, Lancastrian or Southerner would use ketchup on a bacon sandwich. Brown sauce in your bacon butty is food of the gods. But for real lack of taste, in Oldham they automatically smother your fish and chips in gravy! A member of my family moved their in the 1970s, I hired a van to help her, and she took us to a local cafe for fish and chips, when she butted into me ordering f&c to say 'no gravy on that' I nearly peed myself laughing, until I saw the people on the next table get theirs, complete with a couple of pints of gravy on them. 🥵🤡👽 Funny lot in Oldham, never been the same since it was torn screaming from the West Riding.

 

[stephec]

Found it - https://www.ladbible.com/funny/vira...view-of-hair-removal-cream-on-amazon-20160503

 

[swee'pea99]

Only a fool, Lancastrian or Southerner would use ketchup on a bacon sandwich. Brown sauce in your bacon butty is food of the gods. But for real lack of taste, in Oldham they automatically smother your fish and chips in gravy! A member of my family moved their in the 1970s, I hired a van to help her, and she took us to a local cafe for fish and chips, when she butted into me ordering f&c to say 'no gravy on that' I nearly peed myself laughing, until I saw the people on the next table get theirs, complete with a couple of pints of gravy on them. 🥵🤡👽 Funny lot in Oldham, never been the same since it was torn screaming from the West Riding.

I love these regional quirks. Reminds me of the one about the Burnley working men's club which accounts for something like a tenth of all the Benedictine consumed in the world, after WW1 soldiers developed a taste for it in the trenches and brought it back with them.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Only a fool, Lancastrian or Southerner would use ketchup on a bacon sandwich. Brown sauce in your bacon butty is food of the gods. But for real lack of taste, in Oldham they automatically smother your fish and chips in gravy! A member of my family moved their in the 1970s, I hired a van to help her, and she took us to a local cafe for fish and chips, when she butted into me ordering f&c to say 'no gravy on that' I nearly peed myself laughing, until I saw the people on the next table get theirs, complete with a couple of pints of gravy on them. 🥵🤡👽 Funny lot in Oldham, never been the same since it was torn screaming from the West Riding.

I'll never listen to the opinion of a Yorkhire, especially West Riding, person about the niceties of food since the time I went to a wedding in Barnsley some years back

Part of the reception buffet was plates of pork pie segments accompanied by optional bowls of tomato ketchup and brown sauce for the more discerning palates. The pies and sauces went first.

I was also amazed to see that the men didn't get their own food but sat down and waited for their wives to get them an (overflowing) plate of food.

But a Barnsley chop is very nice .

 

[Brads]

I would have thought they would be rather inedible.

Spell checker without self checking lol.

Either way, as inedible as a Domino's

 

[DRM]

I'll never listen to the opinion of a Yorkhire, especially West Riding, person about the niceties of food since the time I went to a wedding in Barnsley some years back

Part of the reception buffet was plates of pork pie segments accompanied by optional bowls of tomato ketchup and brown sauce for the more discerning palates. The pies and sauces went first.

I was also amazed to see that the men didn't get their own food but sat down and waited for their wives to get them an (overflowing) plate of food.

But a Barnsley chop is very nice .

That’s ok then, seen as the people’s republic of Barnsley is in South Yorkshire 👍

 

[Rusty Nails]

That’s ok then, seen as the people’s republic of Barnsley is in South Yorkshire 👍

My fault. Didn't it used to be in the West Riding, and there was no South Riding?