Shop assistants (chip shop in this case) who offer forward the contactless machine for you to present your card to... but don't show you the screen.
I don't know if they put £8, £80, or £800 ?
It's always met with.. can I see the screen please ?
Labelled up a parcel yesterday and clicked the postman collection option. He didn’t turn up today, so I popped it down to the post office.
then received this, you couldn’t make it up.
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Yes, I never understood why it wasn't "Sir Menz".The one that used to mildly irritate me was 'Sir Ming' for Sir Menzies Campbell.![]()
Yes, I never understood why it wasn't "Sir Menz".![]()
Auto Standby on modern electronic devices, specifically our TV. After it's been on a while it flashes a little message up saying 'as no button has been pressed for a long time Auto Standby mode will be activated, press any button to cancel' despite the fact that the TV is clearly in use!
I know I don't actually watch the TV channels on the set, it's used via the recorder box or streaming thingy, with the volume controlled with the sound system, but surely it can tell it's still in use? I'll decide when to switch the TV off thanks, so GTF with your ruddy eco friendly, energy saving bollox. It consumes the same amount of energy as one of those tiny lightbulbs that great aunt Millie had in her china cabinet in 1973 anyway.
The ridiculous irony is that we've only had this TV about six months, it replaced a previous one that expired at less than two years old!
If you want to be eco friendly make stuff that bloody lasts you cretins.
Why is getting a replacement SIM card so bleeding impossible?
I've had my number used by someone else, on a new device and contract in my name, switched to EE from Orange. Using a different bank to set a direct debit up.Criminals don’t seem to have any trouble getting hold of them
Yes, I never understood why it wasn't "Sir Menz".![]()
Call queues that are experiencing unprecedented demand…
What, more than 1 call?
Same hotel or hotel in the same area so they can "ask" for another review, for another hotel.Dear booking.com,
I booked a hotel in (insert place name here) and went there. It was nice.
For the next six months, you keep spamming me to go there *again*
Sort yourself out!
Hugs and kisses,
Me.