True Facts About Cliff Richard

[Drago]

Cliff's real name is Cif, as befits his Huhgarian ancestry, but had to change it when Unilever threatened to sue.

 

[Webbo2]

Cliff's real name is Cif, as befits his Huhgarian ancestry, but had to change it when Unilever threatened to sue.

Are you sure about that I thought it was Cillitbang.

 

[stephec]

Are you sure about that I thought it was Cillitbang.

That was his real name, but he realised quite early on that one slip of the tongue and he'd be in the.......

 

[Drago]

Cillitbang Richardiniski was discovered by a talent scout who heard him singing Living Doll in the bath. He was hosed down, beard shaved off, quiff greased into position, and given a name change.

 

[Webbo2]

Cillitbang Richardiniski was discovered by a talent scout who heard him singing Living Doll in the bath. He was hosed down, beard shaved off, quiff greased into position, and given a name change.

So is Barry Cliff or is Cliff Barry. Never mind the f*cking stuff didn’t get rid of limescale .

 

[Drago]

Barry Scott is Cillitbang Richardiniski's early stage name.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Cliff Richard is really called Clifford Dicks.

 

[Webbo2]

Cliff Richard is really called Clifford Dicks.

Or could it be Dick Richard.😱

 

[Gwylan]

Cliff Richard was thrown out of the Salvation Army for being too hard.

That's a slur against the Sallies. A sincere and respectable organisation.

 

[DRM]

There is a rumour circulating, that Cliff Richard is keeping a low profile, after he got to L'ege-Cap Ferat, on his latest cycle tour, and whilst wild camping, used a disposable barbecue to cook his full English breakfast (allegedly)