True Facts About Cliff Richard

[Drago]

In the original script for the Terminator, Arnold's cyborg character was to be sent back in time by the BBC to kill Cliff's Mother so he would never be born. Sadly, Arnie turned out to be a huge fan of Summer Holiday and he refused the part unless the script was altered.

 

[postman]

Cliff's first 45 was released without a centre hole.

 

[Beebo]

I know this is a jokey section. But this is actually true.
Cliff was 56 when he sang at Wimbledon. At the time I thought he was an old has been.
But to put it in context, Gary Barlow is 55.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff keeps a pet seagull on his head

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff has been caught smuggling budgies in his swimming trunks.

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard cannot grow a beard.

 

[DRM]

Cliff is said to be pleased now that his London Bus is classed as vintage and is now tax & mot exempt

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cliff appeared as one of the aliens in a bar in Star Wars

 

[DRM]

Cliff Richard was formerly a member of 22 Regiment SAS

 

[Drago]

As part of a school biology project Cliff Richard created Hank Marvin using cloning techniques cells from Eric Morecambe's toothbrush which he then implanted in Una Stubbs.

 

[Webbo2]

Rik from the young ones was Cliff and Una’s love child conceived during Summer holiday.

 

[Dirk]

Sir Cliff Richard was investigated by South Yorkshire Police over historical allegations of sexual assault dating between 1958 and 1983. He consistently denied the claims, was never arrested, and in June 2016, the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) dropped the case due to insufficient evidence.

Allegedly, rumour has it that it's not the first time he had been investigated, either.

 

[PeteXXX]

Anita Harris's beauty spot was actually one of Cliff's bogeys from when he was playing 'Pick Roll, Flick Goal' with Hank in the Flatulent Ferret on Margate seafront.

 

[Drago]

Cliff Richard keeps a toaster on his bedside cabinet in case he feels peckish during the night. He avoids crumbs in bed by wearing a babies bib.

 

[Webbo2]

Rumour had it that Drago’s mother tripped over a pair of Cliffs Y fronts that had been thrown out of the summer holiday bus. The next thing she’s pregnant.
Was it an immaculate conception or an urban myth.