True Facts About Danny Dyer

[Paulus]

Danny Dyer has enrolled in a 2027 course in acting at RADA.

He's already failed.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer is officially the UK's angriest man.

 

[DRM]

Danny Dyers favourite song to sing at the Queen Vic's karaoke night is Chas n Dave's Gertcha

 

[stephec]

Danny Dyer only needs Jude Bellingham to complete his Panini World Cup sticker album after nicking a box of stickers from his local shop.

 

[stephec]

Danny Dyer and Nick Neven were about to indulge in a spot of fisticuffs to decide on Britain's hardest actor, but just as the bell went for the first round they spotted John Inman in the crowd and hastily agreed to share second place.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer was bullied at school by Ronnie Corbett.

 

[stephec]

Danny Dyer only got the title of Britain's geezerist actor as Charles Hawtrey rang in sick that day.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I know who Danny Dyer is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I know who Danny Dyer is.

I don't , I am just following this thread to see if he was the really camp guy in Emmer Street or Corriedale.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer not onky has a bodyguard, he has one for his moustache as well.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

On Fridays, Danny Dyer works at the chippy on Southend Pier.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer is a greet admirer of the Fuhrer and grew the moustache in his honour. However, when researching the matter he accidentally used a picture of Hulk Hogan a his facial hair inspiration.

 

[DRM]

Danny Dyer is so Cockney, that he was actually born in the bell tower of St Mary Le Bow

 

[Drago]

As an orphaned child Danny Dyer was fostered by Chris Rea. However, when the chance arose he declined to be adopted by the gravel voiced warbler as he didnt want to change his surname to Dyer-Rea.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I don't , I am just following this thread to see if he was the really camp guy in Emmer Street or Corriedale.

This is a lies thread isn't it? So you do