True Facts About Danny Dyer

[DRM]

After spending months growing a moustache and learning how to implement Brylcreem, Danny Dyer was gutted to miss out on the part of "Boycie" in Only Fools And Horses-The Musical

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Danny Dyer has
A deep fat fryer!


Thankyou, I came all this way just to say that.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer is really Steve McFadden in a wig and stunt moustache.

This made filming some of the fight scenes in EastEnders quite challenging.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Danny Dyer went to Eton, where he became head boy. The headmaster said he was the best head boy he’d ever had.

 

[PeteXXX]

Danny Dyer once narrowly lost a pedalo race across Morecambe Bay against Kylie Minogue.
He said that the sunlight glinting off her gold hot-pants as they navigated Lune Deep distracted him...

 

[Sharky]

Apparently, 22-times great-grandson of King Edward III.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer grew his moustache to enable to him to work as Burt Reynolds stuntman.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Danny Dyer failed the entrance exam for Ross Kemp’s hard man martial arts school. Danny had to settle for the Bruce Lee school.

 

[PeteXXX]

If you put the words Danny Dyer into an anagram solver the only words using all of the letters are: Danny Dyer

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Danny Dyer is just his equity name, his real name is Lord Fonteroy.