Drago
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Danny Dyer has less acting talent than Roger Moore.
True Facts About Danny Dyer
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Danny Dyer’s moustache is a homage to Roger Moore’s eye brows.
DRM
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Danny Dyer is the only human to be able to navigate round IKEA using a selection of short cuts
Drago
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Danny Dyer's moustache contains so much food that he could survive for several weeks if he were stranded on a desert island.
DRM
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Danny Dyer was abducted by aliens, they scanned his brain to download the English language, this has led to many American abductees being bemused as the aliens took them up the Apples & Pears into the UFO, offering compensation of a monkey for DNA samples, scanning their boat race, and a close look at their mince pies.
Several American abductees turned the compensation down, believing they didn't have room for a primate at home
Several American abductees turned the compensation down, believing they didn't have room for a primate at home
Drago
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Danny Dyer shot JR.
Mad Doug Biker
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Drago
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I wouldn't say Danny Dyer is fat, but he wears a G rope.
Mad Doug Biker
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And Danny Dyer can get a good note out of it when he farts.
Drago
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Danny Dyers farts inspired the James Herbert book, The Fog.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
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The Bhopal disaster of 1984 has been directly attributed to Danny Dyer when he took a 'gap year' to sample the culinary delights of India.
Mad Doug Biker
Mediocrity Manifest.
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Danny Dyer makes a formal apology to the whole of India every year on the anniversary as a result, but maintains that it was still the best fart he's ever done.
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Drago
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Danny Dyer is somehow able to life both buttocks simultaneously when farting while seated.
DRM
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Danny Dyer is the World Soapbox cart racing champ, thanks to his specially trained sphincter, his farts have the same thrust power as a General Electric Lightening Fighter, with the afterburners going full pelt!
Drago
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When Danny Dyer built his soapbox he used his fart powered sphincter as a nail gun to drive in the fasteners.
