True Facts About Danny Dyer

[Drago]

Danny Dyers steely eyed stare and iron hard fists have been allocated £1.5 billion in the latest defence spending plan.

 

[stephec]

St Peter has put Chuck Norris on the pearly gates as a bouncer, rumour has it that Chuck has had a word with the grim reaper to find out when Danny Dyer's due in so that he can conveniently ring in sick that day.

 

[DRM]

Danny Dyer is in negotiation with a T.V production company, in an effort to become a T.V Chef, he wants to do a cooking show, highlighting his signature dishes called, Danny Dyer-Food Fryer, where he shows how to cook such delicacies as Jellied Eels, Pie & Mash with liquor, along with Beigal Bakes, Gordon Ramsey, Rick Stein & Jamie Oliver are tipped to be guests

 

[PeteXXX]

Danny Dyer is yet to remove the training wheels from his bicycle..

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer pays only simgle persons council tax, because the carncil are too scared to ask for more.

 

[stephec]

Danny Dyer has been called back for a second screen test for the role of Mr Humphries in the upcoming remake of Are You Being Served?

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer has to have an official guard dog licence for his moustache.

 

[Drago]

Danny Dyer is, sad to admit, a poor actor.

With this in mind he likes to get his excuses in early. When arriving for a days filming at the EastEnders set the first thing he does is to remind anyone who'll listen that he hasn't become acclimatised to the 100M ASL altitude at Borehamwood.

 

[stephec]

Danny Dyer rang the French football association yesterday afternoon and made it very clear what would happen if England weren't 3-0 up at half time, nothing to do with a bet he'd placed at William Hill's though.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Danny polishes Ross’ shoes

 

[DRM]

Argentina, and it's national football association are set to apologise profusely, and without reserve as Danny Dyer has got planning permission for a holiday cottage on the Falkland Islands, along with Ross Kemp & Tom Hardy, The Argentine President said in a statement "We were only joking"

 

[Oldhippy]

He is to acting what Hitler was to world peace.

 

[Drago]

Ross Kemp uses Danny Dyer's bum drack as a toast rack.

 

[PeteXXX]

Danny Dyer has been appointed Minister for Song & Interpretive Dance

 

[DRM]

The secret behind Danny Dyer's moustache has been leaked...........He's in training to be a professional,one man Stalin impersonator