True facts about Kylie Minogue

[Moon bunny]

The petite antipodean is able to lift a full length (20 yards) of 98lb bullhead rail with one hand.

 

[DCLane]

I've met her and she's the same height as SWMBO. Who is a Leprechaun.

 

[Drago]

Kylie Minogue once dated Ian Beale.

 

[craigwend]

Kylie Minogue once dated Ian Beale.

In this period she also acted as his 'stunt double', receiving a disproportionate number of slaps from Michelle Collins, a factor that rapidly ended their brief 'liason dangerous'...

 

[geocycle]

The Minogue family emigrated from Lochalsh. Kylie was the obvious nostalgic reference but they were uncertain about what to call her sis, they phoned her Scottish grandpa who responded ‘ah dinnae ken’ which became Danni as Ken seemed inappropriate.

 

[tyred]

Her favourite mode of transport is a pink Raleigh Caprice.

 

[tyred]

She is really attracted to sharp-dressed men in Fiat 500 cabriolets.

 

[markemark]

She is older than Jacob Reese-Mogg. This one is actually true.

 

[craigwend]

Kylie was the original singer in the Australian punk blues jazz rock noise band The Birthday Party before being ousted by Nick Cave, she eventually forgave him and they became good friends...