True Facts About Mr T

[Drago]

Mr T is a keen supporter of environmental awareness. In order to reduce waste he now drinks his milk straight from a cow that he now habitually carries under his arm.

 

[lazybloke]

Mr T is a keen supporter of environmental awareness. In order to reduce waste he now drinks his milk straight from a cow that he now habitually carries under his arm.

Although the vet has strongly recommended ceasing this practice, since Ermintrude developed trenchteat.

 

[Drago]

Although the vet has strongly recommended ceasing this practice, since Ermintrude developed trenchteat.

Mr T dismissed the vet as a "crazy fool."

 

[Drago]

Mr T has been hired by the Iranian revolutionary guard to build a fleet of impregnable fighting vehicles out of old tractors and sheets of corrugated steel.

 

[DRM]

Mr T invented Weetabix, after he saw what happened to chipboard that gets rained on