True Facts About Mr T

[Drago]

Mr T is a keen supporter of environmental awareness. In order to reduce waste he now drinks his milk straight from a cow that he now habitually carries under his arm.

 

[lazybloke]

Mr T is a keen supporter of environmental awareness. In order to reduce waste he now drinks his milk straight from a cow that he now habitually carries under his arm.

Although the vet has strongly recommended ceasing this practice, since Ermintrude developed trenchteat.

 

[Drago]

Although the vet has strongly recommended ceasing this practice, since Ermintrude developed trenchteat.

Mr T dismissed the vet as a "crazy fool."

 

[Drago]

Mr T has been hired by the Iranian revolutionary guard to build a fleet of impregnable fighting vehicles out of old tractors and sheets of corrugated steel.

 

[DRM]

Mr T invented Weetabix, after he saw what happened to chipboard that gets rained on

 

[lazybloke]

Mr T has attained 10th dan in flower-arranging.

 

[Drago]

Even Chuck Norris calls Mr T "Sir."

 

[DRM]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cql0r430qglo
Mr T has caused severe unrest in banana growing regions of Panama, after organising the banana growers union to protest about reforms to pensions, and the sacking of striking workers, he has caused so much trouble that authorities in Panama have declared a state of emergency, he is even wearing a Panama hat at an unauthorised jaunty angle as well

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T invented Tapas when he started using small slices of meat to keep the flies out of his Tequilas.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now we know!:

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/16bMoDBwfS/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[DRM]

Mr T being more environmentally conscious then he used to be has mixed feelings about his new electric car, he likes the economy, ease of driving it & that new car smell, however he was disappointed that on closer inspection the tailgate badge doesn’t say BAD ATTD 3, it actually reads BYD ATTO 3, I suppose he’ll get over it in time

 

[Drago]

Mr T can recharge a battery by scowling at it.

 

[PeteXXX]

Mr T's dog is called T-Bone

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T invented the T junction. Originally it was designed so he could ram other vehicles and steal the wheels for classified purposes.

 

[Drago]

Tea cakes, originally known as T cakes, were invented by Mr T.

The were originally served on a bone bone china plate styled like a knuckleduster with a painted mohawk upon it.