True Facts About Mr T

[DRM]

Mr T invented the angle grinder in 1960, he then invented the MIG Welder to stick the metal back together again

 

[Drago]

Mr T's gold chains are made from the melted down engagement rings of all the women he's dumped over the years.

 

[DRM]

Mr T's trademark hairstyle came about by pure accident, he received a set of Wahl rechargeable clippers for his birthday, however he was so keen to try them out, that the battery went flat before he'd had a chance to fully shave his head, the rest is history

 

[Drago]

Mr T used to be mild mannered, wouldn't say boo to a goose.

However after 6 months as Speaker of the House of Commons his patience was tested and he exploded at one cabinet minister who suggested a bill that would have given bungee jumping on the NHS, calling them a "crazy fool."

The opposition lapped this up, chanting "crazy fool", and like tourettes covered in treacle the phrase stuck.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Mr T runs a mindfulness and meditation retreat in downtown Detroit called ‘Just Relax, Fool!’.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Mr T rides a Brompton. A T-Line of course.

He says "I pity the fool who can't fold up a Brompton in less than 10 seconds".

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T invented April fools day for a laugh, after one too many drinks with Bruce Lee.

 

[Drago]

Mr T was due to release a cover version of Kiss' Crazy Nights for charity. Sadly, the idea was binned as the great man was incapable of singing the correct lyrics...

People try to take my soul away
But I don't hear the rap that they all say
They try to tell us we don't belong
That's all right, we're millions strong
This is my music, it makes me proud
These are my people and this is my crowd
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy fools!
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy fools!
Sometimes days are so hard to survive, oh yeah
A million ways to bury you alive
Hey, the sun goes down like a bad, bad dream
You're wound up tight, gotta let off steam
They say they can break you again and again
If life is a radio, turn up to ten
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy fools!
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy fools!
Oh, these are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy fools!
Come on! These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy fools!
Yeah! Woh!
And they try to tell us that we don't belong
But that's alright, we're millions strong
You are my people, you are my crowd
This is our music, we love it loud
Yeah, and nobody's gonna change me
'Cause that's who I am, uh!
I pity those crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy fools! I
I pity those crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy fools!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When Mr T appeared on Weakest Link, he won with his knowledge of Greek, Quantum Physics, Shakespeare, poetry, philosophy and day time TV. This so impressed Ann they briefly had a passionate affair. He used to serenade her with “Fool if you think it’s over…”

 

[Drago]

Mr T wrote Fool on the Hill for the Beatles, but songwriting credits were under his real name of Paul McCarTee.

 

[DRM]

The world hangs on a precipice today as Mr T's latest business venture ended in an International incident of epic proportions, he teamed up with his good mate Chris Rea to export chemicals to a certain Middle Eastern country, who have upgraded all their diesel vehicles to have DPF's and Ad-Blue systems retrofitted, Chris Rea's Portaloo contact was to provide them with thousands of the portable urine collection cubicles, which they would place in public places for the "conenience" of visitors, they would then collect the contents, and concentrate the liquid to make it very, very strong, this highly concentrated enriched urine was then to be exported to this "Middle East" country for conversion to Ad-Blue, however another country, neighbouring their customer's country got the wrong end of the stick, when a spy heard the pair discussing enriched urine, he thought they were discussing enriched uranium, so they sent their Airforce to blow up all the Ad-blue factories, Mr T & Chris Rea are in hiding somewhere in time & space, care of the Turdis until it all dies down.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The odds on Mr T being the next Dr Who shortened to 5:1 before betting was suspended. Some bets were placed in 1967, and Chris Rea is suspected.

 

[craigwend]

The Mr. T Experience(sometimes abbreviated MTX) is an American punk rock band formed in 1985 in Berkeley, California, United States. They have released eleven full-length albums along with numerous EPs and singles and have toured internationally. Their music is best classified as pop punkand is intentionally playful, comical, and satirical, often dealing with issues of love and relationships. The band's name is taken from actor and television personality Mr. T. who was the original singer in the band though, quit after one practice session, stating his band mates were, "just a bunch of pitiful fools..."


View: https://youtu.be/8dvaOEuP-_U?si=hACr6qA6LQ-9NMp_

 

[Drago]

The BBC are under pressure to sack Mr T from his football pundits job after his repeated Facebook posts about Bognor Regis.

 

[king of the mole hills]

The BBC are under pressure to sack Mr T from his football pundits job after his repeated Facebook posts about Bognor Regis.

Are they the quotes where Mr t says everyone in bognor regis has a Littlehampton