True Facts About Mr T

[postman]

Mr T moved to London because he loves English Fruit fools.Pineapple,Mango and toasted Coconut being his favourite.

 

[PeteXXX]

There's only one product that Mr T uses to remove small scratches on his cars bodywork!

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Mr T was originally going to be called Matt by his mam, but her writing is that bad, the registrar missed read the name she had written down for him.

 

[king of the mole hills]

There's only one product that Mr T uses to remove small scratches on his cars bodywork!

He ain't using no plain fool

 

[Dogtrousers]

Mr T moved to London because he loves English Fruit fools.Pineapple,Mango and toasted Coconut being his favourite.

Those fools sound crazy.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T caused a ruckus at the AGM of his croquet club when his prized Victorian tea cups vanished. It’s been talked about in hushed whispers ever since.

 

[Drago]

Mr T and his dear friend, Hulk Hogan, love nothing more on a quiet Sunday than a game of doubles tennis.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

A young Mr T, being an adventurous, brave soul, applied for the British Blue Peter kids show in the 1960s.

He made it to a shortlist of two, up against a John Wallace Bottomley, of Halifax, West Riding of Yorkshire.

The final test, for the two wannabe presenters, was to carry a baby elephant, strapped to their back, up a factory chimney.

Mr Bottlmley wiped the floor with the young American, changed his name to Noakes, and the rest is, as they say, history

 

[Drago]

Mr T player the evil Servelan in series 1 of Blake's 7.

 

[DRM]

Mr T was desperate to make it rain in Washington DC, as he didn't get to be on The Apprentice USA, he has always wanted to, in his words "rain on Donald Trumps Parade"

 

[Drago]

Steven Seagal went on the run and sought asylum in Russia after accidentally spilling Mr T's pint.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mr T together with Marc Bolan formed T-Rex in 1967. He had a very successful glam rock career with the band with hits such as Fool in the Underworld and Elemental Fool.

 

[DRM]

Mr T's granddad, Mr T Senior developed the above truck for the US Army, The Diamond T Tank Transporter

 

[DRM]

Following on from the development of the Diamond T Tank Transporter, Mr T Senior, designed the Mighty Antar for Thorneycroft in the UK, and insisted his initials were put on the radiator grille, Mr T still has the original prototype, and likes to go to Walmart in it

 

[Drago]

Mr T invented the moped in 1968 as a handy means for vegetarians to get about.