Trump or Clinton Poll

[Flying_Monkey]

Full list of third party candidates here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite...and_independent_presidential_candidates,_2016

If you include those only on the ballot in a handful of states, there are quite a lot... from the interesting to the completely nuts.

 

[Hitchington]

This a bit like the questions asked by children in the school playground ...

"Would you rather be eaten alive by a tiger or be battered to death by a gang of your enemies using baseball bats?"

I don't have any enemies. Would family members do?

 

[TVC]

Clinton, awful candidate but at least she is not liable to destroy anything.

Seeing Trump win would be interesting to watch as the Congress refuse anything he wants and the military explain why his ideas will cost the lives of thousands of US soldiers and would be doomed to fail. He would sit isolated in the White House getting more and more loopy until he urges everyone to take up arms and march on Washington.

 

[Hitchington]

Don't worry. If Trump gets elected something like this will happen given that he hates babies.

 

[Drago]

I think a better question is "what are your disaster recovery plans should Trump be elected tomorrow?".

Brazil, Thailand or the Alps for me.

And Antarctica, The Moon, or a deep mine shaft if Clinton wins.

 

[Drago]

I thought Screaming Lord Sutch was standing. He gets my vote.

He'd be less likely to be instrumental in leaving Libya a mess like Secretary of State Clinton, or groping up your Missus like Trump. In fact, his economic, defence, foreign and home affairs policies are much better than those of either candidate.

 

[Shadow]

There are three other candidates

Actually, at least four:

There's numerous other candidates at various levels of state representation.

A TMN to me, I think. - see post #12

Thanks to FM for the complete list, though.

 

[Drago]

Can a corpse stand?

Only the corpses or people who died of Viagra overdose.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I suspect a corpse that has been dead for 17 years would have a better hairstyle than Trump.

And could give better speeches than Hillary

 

[tyred]

America is somewhere far away. Should I care which fruitcake they elect?

 

[marzjennings]

America is somewhere far away. Should I care which fruitcake they elect?

Because one them doesn't care to defend NATO and he has no qualms about Russia flexing their muscles in Europe. And the other is a career politician who has had mountains of mud thrown at her and none of it has stuck and is an avid supporter of the 'special' relationship between the US and UK.

 

[Drago]

Because one them doesn't care to defend NATO and he has no qualms about Russia flexing their muscles in Europe. And the other is a career politician who had a major hand in pushing Libya into chaos and tens of thousands of deaths, and who did nothing to find the murderers of Ambassador Stephens.

FTFY.

Neither should be put in charge of soldiers armed with anything deadlier than water pistol.

 

[Tin Pot]

FTFY.

Neither should be put in charge of soldiers armed with anything deadlier than water pistol.

This is quite true, but the career politician is less likely to see global thermonuclear war as her career high.

 

[User482]

I've seen a peanut stand.

*wonders about swear filter*

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Because one them doesn't care to defend NATO and he has no qualms about Russia flexing their muscles in Europe. And the other is a career politician who has had mountains of mud thrown at her and none of it has stuck and is an avid supporter of the 'special' relationship between the US and UK.

Really? She thinks Britain should negotiate over what she called "the Malvinas". She also wants to shoot down Russian planes over Syria https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/25/hillary-clinton-syria-no-fly-zones-russia-us-war