TV people who get on your thruppenny's for whatever spurious reason

[gbb]

Noel Edmunds, the beardy little short arse.

Lets see him open a box from the inside after being buried in it in the woods, tw*t

10 out of 10 for making me laugh, so so well put.

 

[stephec]

Oooooh I've met him used to deliver to him for my old firm so I can pm you his address if you like. His Mrs is an absaloute stunner. It's clearly true that you can "laugh a woman in to bed"

That may be true, but what method did Hugh use though?

 

[gbb]

Sharon Osborne. WTF is she doing, she's lost it and is fast becoming a laughing stock, . Uselss good for nothing who isnt even a proper celebrity, just got there by marrying one.

 

[accountantpete]

Ant & Dec

 

[Beebo]

Ant & Dec

No, cant agree with you, in think they're OK.

 

[oiljam]

Any newsreader or politician who says either 'unprecedented' or 'transparent'. Words made popular in the Gordon Brown era and it drives me to distraction! Aaarrgghh

 

[stephec]

Has anyone mentioned Zoe Ball or Claudia Winkleman yet?

Maybe I should just expand it to all female presenters who feel the need to screech at the top of their voices to try and make the turd that they're presenting appear to be the most amazing thing in the world.

 

[colly]

Well it is unprecedented that a comment so transparent regarding the use of 'unprecedented' and 'transparent' is not already moderated.

Any newsreader or politician who says either 'unprecedented' or 'transparent'. Words made popular in the Gordon Brown era and it drives me to distraction! Aaarrgghh

 

[oiljam]

Julia Bradbury

I'd happily spend an hour with Julia, if you don't want yours I'll take that too. I'll report back how the ride goes

 

[Peteaud]

Holly wolloughby - simpering sickly sweet sugar coated up her own backside
Brucie - pension him off for gods sake
Richard Hammond - Idiot who sucks up to clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson - one trick pony who should have been off telly years ago
Russel brand - idoit
Johnathan Ross - Imbecile of the highest order.
Alan carr - not funny
Gary Barlow - just how average can you be and still make it like you are a god
The entire x factor thingy
Any australian soap star
Any soap star

 

[Davidc]

Has anyone mentioned Zoe Ball or Claudia Winkleman yet?

Maybe I should just expand it to all female presenters who feel the need to screech at the top of their voices to try and make the turd that they're presenting appear to be the most amazing thing in the world.

I rather like them both. Winkleperson is great presenting the film program, and Zoe Ball on radio is good to listen to.

 

[compo]

Dom Littlewood, sanctimonious little twerp.
Matt Allbright, I am dying to see someone deck him.
Nick Knowles, just get fed up of seeing him.

 

[the_mikey]

James Martin, Stephen Mulherne and Lauren Laverne...

 

[the_mikey]

Nick Knowles, just get fed up of seeing him.

Urgh, I hardly ever turn the TV on out of fear it will cause a fit of unbridled rage.

 

[screenman]

Anyone who makes more money than me, hold on that is everybody on TV. Can you just tell I hate this expensive time of year.