Uncle Drago's agony column

[Drago]

A wise man once said...

Maybe others will step forward to have their emotional quandaries addressed by a bunch of bike tool wielding experts in life.

...and I heard his call!

So here I am. Affairs of the heart, financial advice, or even guidance for removing stubborn stains, I'm here to nod sagely and utter forth pearls of wisdom.

So, tell me your problems and prepare to have your lives turned around.

 

[wheresthetorch]

I found two pairs of non-matching socks in my sock drawer.

 

[Drago]

I found two pairs of non-matching socks in my sock drawer.

This is a serious problem. 2 x pairs of non matching socks = 4 x of odd socks.

Socks are expensive, and you don't want to waste money on new ones. I'd recommend either going sockless and wearing candles, or having one foot removed.

 

[Lee_M]

This is a serious problem. 2 x pairs of non matching socks = 4 x of odd socks.

Socks are expensive, and you don't want to waste money on new ones. I'd recommend either going sockless and wearing candles, or having one foot removed.

I appreciate you're the expert but I always found it easier to never match socks, that way I have an almost infinite number of non matching pairs I can wear.

Anyway back to the expert...

 

[wheresthetorch]

wearing candles

That would get on my wick pretty quickly.

 

[Venod]

I appreciate you're the expert but I always found it easier to never match socks,

I have seven grandchildren who seem not to understand the concept of matching socks, everyone of them has turned up at our house with odd socks on more than one occasion, I sort of like their attitude to sartorial elegance.

 

[smokeysmoo]

Dear Uncle Drago,

I fancy having rabbit for my Sunday roast this week.

Can you tell me if it's currently cheaper to buy the rabbit from the local butcher or the pet supermarket please.

Thank very much.

 

[Dave 123]

Where does the beginning end and the end begin?

 

[Andy_R]

Dear Unca Drago

Gravy, sauce, or jus?

Thank you.

 

[Cycleops]

Blimey you really are turning into Marjorie Proops!

 

[Andy_R]

Blimey you really are turning into Marjorie Proops!

More like Major Poops

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I keep filling up my pint glass but find it empty by morning. Should I buy a new pint glass or try and fix the leak in the current one?

 

[Andy_R]

If a Woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a Woodchuck chuk?

 

[classic33]

Where does the beginning end and the end begin?

The end of the beginning is the start of the middle, while the beginning of the end is the end of the middle. The end of the beginning comes before the middle, and the beginning of the end comes after it.

 

[welsh dragon]

Does this mean that we get to listen to Drago talking even more bo**ocks than usual?