Uncle Drago's agony column

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Drago, 10 Nov 2018.

  1. Drago

    Drago Guru

    Location:
    Poshamptonshire.
    A wise man once said...

    ...and I heard his call!

    So here I am. Affairs of the heart, financial advice, or even guidance for removing stubborn stains, I'm here to nod sagely and utter forth pearls of wisdom.

    So, tell me your problems and prepare to have your lives turned around.
     
  2. wheresthetorch

    wheresthetorch Dreaming of Celeste

    Location:
    West Sussex
    I found two pairs of non-matching socks in my sock drawer.
     
  3. OP
    OP
    Drago

    Drago Guru

    Location:
    Poshamptonshire.
    This is a serious problem. 2 x pairs of non matching socks = 4 x of odd socks.

    Socks are expensive, and you don't want to waste money on new ones. I'd recommend either going sockless and wearing candles, or having one foot removed.
     
  4. Lee_M

    Lee_M Veteran

    I appreciate you're the expert but I always found it easier to never match socks, that way I have an almost infinite number of non matching pairs I can wear.

    Anyway back to the expert...
     
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  5. wheresthetorch

    wheresthetorch Dreaming of Celeste

    Location:
    West Sussex
    That would get on my wick pretty quickly.
     
  6. Afnug

    Afnug Everything you can imagine is real

    I have seven grandchildren who seem not to understand the concept of matching socks, everyone of them has turned up at our house with odd socks on more than one occasion, I sort of like their attitude to sartorial elegance.
     
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  7. Dear Uncle Drago,

    I fancy having rabbit for my Sunday roast this week.

    Can you tell me if it's currently cheaper to buy the rabbit from the local butcher or the pet supermarket please.

    Thank very much.
     
  8. Dave 123

    Dave 123 Guru

    Where does the beginning end and the end begin?
     
  9. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    Dear Unca Drago

    Gravy, sauce, or jus?

    Thank you.
     
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  10. Cycleops

    Cycleops Guru

    Location:
    Accra, Ghana
    Blimey you really are turning into Marjorie Proops!
     
  11. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    More like Major Poops
     
  12. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy Guru

    Location:
    Mars
    I keep filling up my pint glass but find it empty by morning. Should I buy a new pint glass or try and fix the leak in the current one?
     
  13. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    If a Woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a Woodchuck chuk?
     
  14. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    The end of the beginning is the start of the middle, while the beginning of the end is the end of the middle. The end of the beginning comes before the middle, and the beginning of the end comes after it.
     
  15. welsh dragon

    welsh dragon a permanent vacancy now exists

    Does this mean that we get to listen to Drago talking even more bo**ocks than usual?:laugh:
     
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