Uncle Drago's agony column

Drago

Flouncing Nobber
A wise man once said...

Maybe others will step forward to have their emotional quandaries addressed by a bunch of bike tool wielding experts in life.
...and I heard his call!

So here I am. Affairs of the heart, financial advice, or even guidance for removing stubborn stains, I'm here to nod sagely and utter forth pearls of wisdom.

So, tell me your problems and prepare to have your lives turned around.
 

wheresthetorch

Dreaming of Celeste
Location
West Sussex
I found two pairs of non-matching socks in my sock drawer.
 

Lee_M

Veteran
This is a serious problem. 2 x pairs of non matching socks = 4 x of odd socks.

Socks are expensive, and you don't want to waste money on new ones. I'd recommend either going sockless and wearing candles, or having one foot removed.
I appreciate you're the expert but I always found it easier to never match socks, that way I have an almost infinite number of non matching pairs I can wear.

Anyway back to the expert...
 

Venod

Eh up
Location
Yorkshire
I appreciate you're the expert but I always found it easier to never match socks,
I have seven grandchildren who seem not to understand the concept of matching socks, everyone of them has turned up at our house with odd socks on more than one occasion, I sort of like their attitude to sartorial elegance.
 

Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
Dear Unca Drago

Gravy, sauce, or jus?

Thank you.
 
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