Uncle Drago's agony column

[classic33]

I never thought i'd see the day when a person wearing distustingly stained underpants would be offering others advise, especially where relationships are concerned.

There's something odd there.

 

[Speicher]

Two things must thee know about the wise man.

First, he is wise.

Second, he is a man.

Does that make @Drago an oxymoron?

 

[classic33]

Why do "Slow Up" & "Slow Down" mean the same thing?

 

[Drago]

Why do "Slow Up" & "Slow Down" mean the same thing?

One goes up the pub, and one then goes down home. To be honest, I'm usually quite fast getting up the pub, but tend to take quite a while getting home, depending on how many lamp posts want to fight me.

 

[classic33]

One goes up the pub, and one then goes down home. To be honest, I'm usually quite fast getting up the pub, but tend to take quite a while getting home, depending on how many lamp posts want to fight me.

That's not the same thing though.

One's going, the other's coming.
Would you be coming or going?

 

[Drago]

Are, a question on relativity!

 

[roadrash]

brown sauce or red???

 

[woodbutcher]

since time is constant and it is only we that change it matters not whether one feels change is about to happen or has already occurred ad infinitum .

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Why do "Slow Up" & "Slow Down" mean the same thing?

They're slow up hills, they're slow down hills.

 

[Fnaar]

Dear Uncle Drago
My underpants don't match. Can you advise?
Confused of Tunbridge Wells

 

[alicat]

Dear Uncle Drago,

What is the benefit of Brexit?

Thank you

Concerned of Canterbury

 

[Drago]

brown sauce or red???

Brown.

Dear Uncle Drago,

What is the benefit of Brexit?

Thank you

Concerned of Canterbury

It annoys a lot of people.

 

[Profpointy]

As far as odd socks are concerned, it is all the rage to wear odd socks nowadays. My grandsons often wear odd socks. You might even be given respect and have street cred bestowed upon you for doing so.

I went to work in odd shoes once. happened to look at one of my feet and thought “That’s funny, I could have sworn I’d put my brogues on this morning” Turned out I had indeed put one brogue on

 

[Kempstonian]

I'm not worried. Should I be?

 

[Kempstonian]

I went to work in odd shoes once. happened to look at one of my feet and thought “That’s funny, I could have sworn I’d put my brogues on this morning” Turned out I had indeed put one brogue on

What was the other one - a plimsoll?