"Undercarriage damage" remedies?

[Drago]

Tiger Balm, extra spicy.

 

[oldfatfool]

Lavender oil. Make you pong nice as well.

 

[Electric_Andy]

The sight of a semi naked youth, mounting the sink was the best entertainment many had obviously come accross for decades.

I was a Darwin type hero for nearly a week.

I did similar with deep heat, and that was bad enough