Up-selling / pestering you to buy things you didn't ask for

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threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
One arm, one leg :thumbsup: What i didn't tell her was that I also have another mortgage with a totally different bank :smile:
Who's laughing now, eh?...er...not me :smile:


If you had one of them mortgages from that shower in Cyprus they probably reduced the amount of capital owed by 20% like what they did with the savings accounts, that would've been good.
 

Peter Armstrong

Über Member
This is one of my biggest wind ups.

Go mc Donalds and say " Can I have a medium mc chicken sandwich meal please, with coke"
"Would you like that large?"
I just fcking said a medium didnt I? You fck wit!
 

on the road

Über Member
I went into a garage this morning to pay for petrol (I was in the car, not on the bike) and the woman serving said '"£40.05 and would you also like to buy a bottle of water or a bar of chocolate?'
I snapped back something like 'if I wanted anything else I would have asked you', and we then went into a 5-minute conversation in which she tried to justify the practice of 'up-selling' (as I've now learnt it's called), and expressed shocked disbelief that anyone other than me could ever be irritated by it.

I get very annoyed by it - it smacks of hard sell and pestering customers. Am I the only one who feels this, or was the saleswoman right when she said that 80-90% of her customers actually like it and are grateful to her for suggesting things they had forgotten?
I just say no.
 

screenman

Squire
I would imagine it adds about £15,000 a year to my bottom line, so I will certainly keep up selling. Try running a business and you would do the same, or not do as well as you could.
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
doesn't generally bother me unless I get stuck in a queue behind some numpty customer who uses the sales patter as an in to start on their tired old banter routine :whistle:


Must be hell, especially when you're being overpowered by the smell of kebabs.
 

SpokeyDokey

68, & my GP says I will officially be old at 70!
Moderator
Doesn't bother me either.

Sometimes I have had offers etc pointed out to me that I was grateful for.

Tbh if it was my business I'd be hacked off if staff didn't try and politely sell you something else.
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
I used to have to upsell things when I worked at Argos.

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The Argos Card was the worst one i recall... if the front of shop staff hadn't met their quota for Argos card sign-ups for the month, the bosses would start pestering the staff to get one... I don't care if you're my boss... I don't care if your staff haven't achieved your stupid goal... I don't care if I'm letting the side down.... the reason i haven't got an Argos Card is because I don't want one, if i wanted one I'd have got one before you started pestering me.. and just because I work at fecking Argos doesn't mean i feel any form of loyalty to your sh!tty calalogue... :cursing: and relax.

Handing my week's notice in on the 7th of December felt good :dance: ...of course i won't stay until after xmas you muppet!!!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
When I left school at sixteen I had my first job at Curry's. Now, this was 1984 and things may have changed but having done the "sales" course this is what we use to do.
A person comes in and looks at a washing machine. You ask "How may I help you?", as the conversation begins you start to throw all these little facts about this lovely washing machine in. If it's a cheap one you will give basic facts but the one next door to it, which costs more, gets the special treatment. They then come up with the line "I cannot afford it". This is where the true up-selling begins and they don't even know it. You say "Do you want me to find out how much it is per month?" So you work out the figure, you have the washing machine plus an extended warranty plus delivery plus unpacking and setting up. All those extras could have added another £150 on top of the price of the washing machine. You work out the monthly total and say "That's ONLY £**.** a month, and if you sign up today I will get it delivered, unpacked and ready to use and even take the old one away (the delivery driver takes it down the scrap man for a back hander) oh, I nearly forgot, I will throw in a five year warranty!" Now to people this sounds a great deal but they have paid for all of that, and, because it's gone on a finance deal they will pay interest on all those "free" extras. We where under a lot of pressure to sell, it was without doubt the worse job I have ever had. I am happy to say I didn't last long as I felt I couldn't rip people off.
Like I say, this was a long time ago and modern shops may not work like this anymore.
DSG Group shops have carried this on. Only now they try to sell you something that you never went in for in the first place & seem to take offence if you're not interested in "their offer".
Assuming of cause that you can actually get someone to serve you on the first place.
 

ThinAir

Do more.
The Argos Card was the worst one i recall... if the front of shop staff hadn't met their quota for Argos card sign-ups for the month, the bosses would start pestering the staff to get one... I don't care if you're my boss... I don't care if your staff haven't achieved your stupid goal... I don't care if I'm letting the side down.... the reason i haven't got an Argos Card is because I don't want one, if i wanted one I'd have got one before you started pestering me.. and just because I work at fecking Argos doesn't mean i feel any form of loyalty to your sh!tty calalogue... :cursing: and relax.

Handing my week's notice in on the 7th of December felt good :dance: ...of course i won't stay until after xmas you muppet!!!

Sh1t dude...I'd forgot about that! I must have got asked about it every month!

I lasted two years, before I found out working in a pi pub was much more fun! I tired going back during uni, as well as working on the doors, and lasted 2 shifts!
 
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