Ahh, but unfortunately, there are some men who's bodies have seriously 'gone south'; gut hanging over their belt etc., but said men still think they look like Greek gods and thus feel their bodies are irresistible to the ladies - !
Urinating in public yes/no ?
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Accy cyclist
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I've been measuring the amount I pee in the night lately. I was told that wanting to pee, but not being able to could be a serious medical problem. I tend to wake up twice in the night to pee. I certainly don't have a wanting to pee but can't pee problem as I measure approximately 1 pint every pee, so that's 2 pints in the night, then when I get up it's about half a pint to two thirds of a pint. I measure the amount by using my beer pint pot by the way. I suppose I could measure the amount exactly by using a kitchen measuring jug, but that might mead to excessive obsession. 🧐
lazybloke
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It sounds fairly obsessive already!
As nearly all men of a certain age know, an enlarged prostate restricts the flow; sometimes a little, sometimes a lot.
But being unable to pee at all - I'd go straight to A&E.
I think urologists have medical equipment to measure the rate of flow. If you were really obsessive, you could DIY something! Quite what you'd do with the data, I don't know. Post it on Cyclechat, I suppose!
As nearly all men of a certain age know, an enlarged prostate restricts the flow; sometimes a little, sometimes a lot.
But being unable to pee at all - I'd go straight to A&E.
I think urologists have medical equipment to measure the rate of flow. If you were really obsessive, you could DIY something! Quite what you'd do with the data, I don't know. Post it on Cyclechat, I suppose!
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Accy cyclist
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Jameshow
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My bad Bradford is supplied by a Res higher up the valley scar house and is fed by the amazing nidd aquaduct.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nidd_Aqueduct
I'll get my friend to give a talk on it!
Ming the Merciless
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Why not just weigh yourself on digital scales before and after a pee?
Accy cyclist
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When me and my former best man at my wedding worked behind the bar of his brother in law's pub in the very early 1990's we'd pee in pint pots and tip it out the open window, as the toilet was on a lower floor. One night my mate peed in a pot and having had quite a few pints (of beer, not pee 
) put the pee filled pot on the floor, instead of tipping it out the window. On waking up in the middle of the night, still drunk and feeling thirsty he reached for what he thought was lime cordial and water. Yes, you can guess the rest!! By the way, we shared the same double bed. One morning the cleaner came in, saw us and said "Hey two gays how crazy is that"!
We weren't and still aren't, but she would not let it go and told half the pub about finding me and my former best man in bed together, constantly referring to us as Bert and Ernie!
) put the pee filled pot on the floor, instead of tipping it out the window. On waking up in the middle of the night, still drunk and feeling thirsty he reached for what he thought was lime cordial and water. Yes, you can guess the rest!! By the way, we shared the same double bed. One morning the cleaner came in, saw us and said "Hey two gays how crazy is that"! We weren't and still aren't, but she would not let it go and told half the pub about finding me and my former best man in bed together, constantly referring to us as Bert and Ernie!
Ming the Merciless
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When me and my former best man at my wedding worked behind the bar of his brother in law's pub in the very early 1990's we'd pee in pint pots and tip it out the open window, as the toilet was on a lower floor. One night my mate peed in a pot and having had quite a few pints (of beer, not pee
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Rusty Nails
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It is. I simply wash it afterwards.
I heard the beer up your way was like p*ss so no need to wash the glass.
winjim
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Biochemistry lab just uses a plastic bottle and a set of scales.
DRM
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I hope it's not your current beer pint pot
You won't notice the difference with any Lancashire Beers!!!
BoldonLad
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King of the recyclers you are @Accy cyclist, shouldn't this be in the "are we doing enough for the environment" thread?
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