Valentines Day

[Bill Gates]

Mrs Bulldog and I will be having a lovely romantic meal at home as usual. What are you guys doing?

 

[EltonFrog]

Ignoring you for a start.

 

[Bill Gates]

Ignoring you for a start.

Isn't that a contradictory statement.

 

[screenman]

Every day is like valentines day here and has been for the last 45 years 10 months and 8 days. We will celebrate the day with cards and a gift and dinner at home.

 

[Drago]

I'll be waiting with a dumper truck to shovel all the cards off the doorstep.

 

[numbnuts]

Dinner for one 😢

 

[Bill Gates]

I'll be waiting with a dumper truck to shovel all the cards off the doorstep.

I have to do that only in my case its all hate mail.

 

[TissoT]

I will be whisking her off to a 5* hotel in northern Nigeria.

 

[mudsticks]

Mrs Bulldog and I will be having a lovely romantic meal at home as usual. What are you guys doing?

Is that an open invite??

Does Mrs Bulldog know about all this??

And what's for tea, before I commit..

 

[iateyoubutler]

Nothing.

Valentines day......

 

[gavroche]

Nothing. My wife knows I love her 365 days a year ( 366 this year ) I don't need the media to remind me, just commercialism again.

 

[Spiderweb]

M&S Dine in meal for Two.
I bought a valentines card too, my wife is disgusted as I told her the cost .....49p!
She likes puppies!

 

[mudsticks]

M&S Dine in meal for Two.
I bought a valentines card too, my wife is disgusted as I told her the cost .....49p!

Good God man..

The profligacy..

Don't you realise, there's a new bridge to be paid for

 

[welsh dragon]

I might allow Mr WD in the house for a couple of hours. I have to be careful not to spoil him though.

 

[TissoT]

Dinner for one 😢

You could have dinner for two and eat both portions...