Victor Meldrew

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Fnaar, 18 Sep 2007.

  1. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    M&S has Xmas stuff on sale! Tinsel, wrapping paper, cards, the lot! Xmas is a quarter of a year away! I don't belieeeeeve it!;)
  2. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    I thought this thread was going to be about simoncc ;)
  3. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    Do your Xmas shopping early and beat the rush - you know it makes sense ;)
  4. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    fnaar humbug ;)
  5. Maverick Goose

    Maverick Goose A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place

    fake plastic trees

    :biggrin::angry::angry:xx(xx(xx(;):evil:;):wacko::laugh::eek::evil::biggrin::eek:....pass the Radioheadxx(
  6. Lefire

    Lefire New Member

    I went to a garden centre at the beginning of august and saw xmas crackers on sale.
    if it wasn't bad enough to see xmas stuff on sale that early why was on sale in a garden centre ?
  7. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    South Beds.
    it's a bloody joke...might as well be xmas 12 months of the year...;)
  8. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Colne, Lancs
    That really reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Marge and Homer end up going to the bar that constantly reenacts New Years Eve:
    Marge: It must be really fun for it to be New Year all year round.
    Waiter: Please kill me now.

    My mum, and I'm not kidding here, quite often buys christmas decorations a week after Christmas as they're all sold off cheap.
  9. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    Well, I wish it could be Christmas ev'ry day!
  10. mikeitup

    mikeitup Senior Member

    Glad you reminded me. I would've forgot otherwise. LOL
  11. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    there's a shop in biggar (scotland) that sells christmas stuff all year round (and nothing else). ;)
  12. mondobongo

    mondobongo Über Member

    Morrisons were putting out the Easter Eggs when I was in there last night :-)
  13. OP

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    I don't belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve it!;)
    And just because, here's a Father Ted/Victor Meldrew moment:
  14. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    There was a TV programme called Taxi for Cowan in Scotland a couple of years ago where Tam Cowan (Radio + BBC Scotland football pundit and non-driver) got a local cabbie to show him the sights in a series of Scottish towns.

    In the Christmas Shoppe in Edinburgh, he was delighted to learn that the sales assistant was called Chris.

    "Tell me", Cowan quipped, "What dae ye think yer name would be if your worked in a Country Vegetable shop?"
  15. >>I went to a garden centre at the beginning of august and saw xmas crackers on sale.<<

    I can beat that.
    Boots the Chemist in Newmarket had a selection of Xmas cards on their sale shelf in June.
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