Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
M&S has Xmas stuff on sale! Tinsel, wrapping paper, cards, the lot! Xmas is a quarter of a year away! I don't belieeeeeve it!
Victor Meldrew
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Elmer Fudd
Miserable Old Bar Steward
- Location
- Durham, and I am the eejit
I thought this thread was going to be about simoncc
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Do your Xmas shopping early and beat the rush - you know it makes sense
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
fnaar humbug
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
fake plastic trees
....pass the Radiohead
....pass the Radiohead
Lefire
New Member
- Location
- Colchester
I went to a garden centre at the beginning of august and saw xmas crackers on sale.
if it wasn't bad enough to see xmas stuff on sale that early why was on sale in a garden centre ?
if it wasn't bad enough to see xmas stuff on sale that early why was on sale in a garden centre ?
stevenb
New Member
- Location
- South Beds.
it's a bloody joke...might as well be xmas 12 months of the year...
SamNichols
New Member
- Location
- Colne, Lancs
stevenb said:it's a bloody joke...might as well be xmas 12 months of the year...
That really reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Marge and Homer end up going to the bar that constantly reenacts New Years Eve:
Marge: It must be really fun for it to be New Year all year round.
Waiter: Please kill me now.
Classic.
My mum, and I'm not kidding here, quite often buys christmas decorations a week after Christmas as they're all sold off cheap.
papercorn2000
Senior Member
Well, I wish it could be Christmas ev'ry day!
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
there's a shop in biggar (scotland) that sells christmas stuff all year round (and nothing else).
mondobongo
Über Member
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Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
I don't belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve it!
And just because, here's a Father Ted/Victor Meldrew moment:
And just because, here's a Father Ted/Victor Meldrew moment:
papercorn2000
Senior Member
There was a TV programme called Taxi for Cowan in Scotland a couple of years ago where Tam Cowan (Radio + BBC Scotland football pundit and non-driver) got a local cabbie to show him the sights in a series of Scottish towns.
In the Christmas Shoppe in Edinburgh, he was delighted to learn that the sales assistant was called Chris.
"Tell me", Cowan quipped, "What dae ye think yer name would be if your worked in a Country Vegetable shop?"
In the Christmas Shoppe in Edinburgh, he was delighted to learn that the sales assistant was called Chris.
"Tell me", Cowan quipped, "What dae ye think yer name would be if your worked in a Country Vegetable shop?"
Morrisette
New Member
- Location
- Newmarket, near Cambridge, UK
>>I went to a garden centre at the beginning of august and saw xmas crackers on sale.<<
I can beat that.
Boots the Chemist in Newmarket had a selection of Xmas cards on their sale shelf in June.
I can beat that.
Boots the Chemist in Newmarket had a selection of Xmas cards on their sale shelf in June.
