Watching this video, have I
(a) given such 'eyeballs out' effort during my commute home that I've accidently peddled to France, where the oncoming Madamoisselle is clearly confused that I'm cycling on the wrong side side of the road?
( become a character in BBC2's 'Heroes' and discovered I have secret powers of invisibility. The oncoming car is being driven by Sylar, who wishes to cut-and-shut my skull in order to steal my powers?
(c) been negligent by only wearing a high-viz jacket and having a L&M Vega going full-blast at 3:30 in the afternoon? I'm a parasite, don't pay any road tax and so have no rights to the road, or life for that matter. Its her civic duty to dash my brains across her windscreen.
Oh, and the van was just taking the p1ss!
(For the record, the camera's mounted on the left hand side of the handlebars, so my position was central enough to take what road was available . Looking at the gap between my left hand curb and her road position, I don't think it would have made any difference. She just couldn't get her head around waiting 2 seconds for a bike, right of way or not.)