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Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Crackle said:
It does. Only the old can be truly anarchic. When you're young you're just practising for when you get old.

Warning! When I am Old
I will wear Purple! by Jenny Jospeh.

When I am an old woman,
I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go,
and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension
on brandy and summer gloves and satin sandles,
And say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
and gobble up samples in shops
and press alarm bells
and run with my stick along public railings,
and make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
and pick flowers in other people's gardens
and learn to spit!
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
and eat three pounds of sausages at ago,
or only bread and pickles for a week,
and hoard pens and pencils
and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,
and pay our rent
and not swear in the street,
and set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner
and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me
are not too shocked and surprised
when suddenly I am old,
And start to wear purple!
 
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thomas

thomas

the tank engine
Location
Woking/Norwich
Arch said:
Warning! When I am Old
I will wear Purple! by Jenny Jospeh.

Did that in my GCSEs ;)
 

Jim_Noir

New Member
I freind of mine sports a deathhawk (A goth version of the mohawk). Walking along the road a Barrycar starts to slow down, the passanger rolls the window down and starts giving said mate abuse. Along comes a biker riding a chopper and "slaps" the mouthy chav right on the head as he passes by. The Barrycar trys to go after the biker, who stops, and gets off the bike, this guy stands about 6 foot 7 and built like a pitbull on 'roids. Barrycar does a 3 point turn and effes off.
 
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thomas

thomas

the tank engine
Location
Woking/Norwich
Jim_Noir said:
I freind of mine sports a deathhawk (A goth version of the mohawk). Walking along the road a Barrycar starts to slow down, the passanger rolls the window down and starts giving said mate abuse. Along comes a biker riding a chopper and "slaps" the mouthy chav right on the head as he passes by. The Barrycar trys to go after the biker, who stops, and gets off the bike, this guy stands about 6 foot 7 and built like a pitbull on 'roids. Barrycar does a 3 point turn and effes off.

hahahahaha ;):biggrin:
 

downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
Jim_Noir said:
I freind of mine sports a deathhawk (A goth version of the mohawk). Walking along the road a Barrycar starts to slow down, the passanger rolls the window down and starts giving said mate abuse. Along comes a biker riding a chopper and "slaps" the mouthy chav right on the head as he passes by. The Barrycar trys to go after the biker, who stops, and gets off the bike, this guy stands about 6 foot 7 and built like a pitbull on 'roids. Barrycar does a 3 point turn and effes off.

Brother has something like that happen to him, car full of chavs mouthing off whilst he was jogging. He shouted back for them to get out and demonstrate what they'd been bragging about.. car drives off. He ran up a hill and finds 4 chavs getting out of a car and sloping towards him, swaggering and trying to stare him out.

Bro said he put his head down and ran right at them shouting "..well come on then you ****s!" but when he got close they parted like the red sea and wandered off. All mouth and no trousers some of the lads around here, LOL. (Thankfully);)
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
You should of pulled up next to them, and called the number on the van. Spoke to the person and then said to the people in said van "would you like to speak to your boss, hes on the phone" and see how much they would mouth off then.
 
Friend of mine reckons pulling alongside, feigning hard of hearing and using sign language really confuses them!
 

boydj

Legendary Member
Location
Paisley
semislickstick said:
We need more public spirited old dears like that! :laugh:

Sounds like a cue for a Monty Python sketch :laugh:
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
I hate the self-gratification artist you get when you turn off and they go past.
Its like they have been waiting to do that since they saw you. Since they got behind you. And the moment you turned off, that was when they could fulfill that life long(or momentary) void that was made because they couldnt shout self-gratification artist.
I wounder if these same peasents would shout it if you were walking infront of them, slowing them down slightly, then turned to go into a shop? Or if they knew you could get them?
This is pointless asking. I already know the answer. Ofcourse they wouldnt. These peasents think that the box they are surrounded by somehow protects them. And, even if your bike is worth more then there shitty car, they deem you as being worthless, and not being able to afford a car. Or do they class us as tree huggers, because they think that cyclists are just trying to be green? Do these peasents really know how much it costs for a decent bike, and how much it costs to keep it running?
I was riding on my TT bike, i obviously dont look like some pleb on a bike, and my speed isnt far off the speed limit. So why was it i got shouted at?
The answer lies with these peasents, and them being envious. Do they care how good you are? No, ofcourse they dont. Your on a bike, thats the main cause of these problems.
Every cyclist gets this abuse, its the same abuse we all get. How often do cyclists get this abuse? Well that depends. How often is it wrote about? ALOT!
Why is it wrote about so much? Why dont the people that have done good things get a mention, a little say on these forums? Maybe i dont read them enough, maybe i just dont pay atention. But why is there rarely a video, or a mention, or someone who gave you a huge wide gap when overtaking? Its the ranting nation.
I had a guy come pass close, i did the move out sign and he put his hand up and appologised. I then filtered past him at road works and he moved in for me(like a few others) and i thanked him. He then gave me a huge gap when overtaking.
Ive had people in cars wait and come past in the correst places, and even people who, on narrow roads, pull right over to let the group come past. One person turned off the road and nearly into a farmer field to let us past, and did this all before we had got near so there was no need to single out, he then pulled back out when we went past.
I can think of many times that car drivers have been conciderate, but none of them have been put up on here.
How many times have you wrote to a company complaining about the driver being an arse? How many times have you wrote to a company to tell them the driver is a credit to their company? How many times could you of done that?
I often have a lorry come past and i think to myself, i should send that company an email saying thanks to the driver. But i always forget. I have, however, wrote to a few companies complaining about a driver. So im just as bad.
I could probably sit here and go on for hours, but none of it will make any sence, or get much of a read.
And that is some ramblings from my mind, on this boring friday night.
 
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thomas

thomas

the tank engine
Location
Woking/Norwich
Joe24 said:
I hate the self-gratification artist you get when you turn off and they go past.


Woaah Joe!! I actually read that and I am confused! So, you don't like bad driving and you don't like that we always fuss about it and say little of the good?
 

downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
Kaipaith said:
Southampton was it?

LOL yeah.

Actually I think Critical Mass have been approaching things wrong. Perhaps they should be targetting chavvy boys who give abuse in their motor. Riding around city centers doesnt work, ride around the estates instead. :wacko:
 
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