If you don't mind a lot of very rude words, this little cartoon might ring a few bells...
WARNING: RUDE WORDS AHEAD
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Reminds me of a guy at a previous company who always wanted odd jobs doing...and I was supposed to know exactly what he wanted while he proffered the very minimum of information. Such as...
'Do you think you could make a motorcycle stand ?'
'

..ive got some material that might do (steel, welder etc etc)...have you got something I can copy...or a drawing, a picture maybe ?'
'Nah, you don't need a drawing, its simple, it just hooks under the rear axle' (or something like that he said )
'I can't even visualise that, ive never seen one...do us a sketch with some simple measurements, width etc etc'
'Nah....its simple, you don't need a drawing....you could make one...easy'
I was polite....deep inside (actually only just skin deep) I wanted to be the robot above and give it him both barrels.