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[classic33]

I've removed a dead corgi from a bulls throat.

 

[welsh dragon]

I've removed a dead corgi from a bulls throat.

 

[classic33]

I am not kidding. Apparently they were bred as hunting dogs, using their smaller size to their advantage.
Shot & killed on Christmas Day. One of a pack of dogs going round killing livestock or just chasing them into the ground, before they started eating them.
Once they'd got the taste of blood they kept on coming back.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Just ask them how a dachshund is expected to bring down a badger.

A couple of them could hold a trip wire and when they've got one on the ground the others could throw a net over him.

Or you could get a farmer dachshund to shoot it and then throw it in the road and pretend it's been hit by a car.

 

[classic33]

Brenda has just rung me to ask if I know anyone called Classic. Apparently she wants her dog back.

Not the same dog. This one was reunited with its owner, along with a bill for the damage caused .

I always thought that Bulls were herbivores.

The outside of the throat.

That's just BS

Wrong end!

 

[Cheddar George]

Not the same dog. This one was reunited with its owner, along with a bill for the damage caused .

The outside of the throat.

The outside of the throat, now it makes sense ................. ruins a good story but it does make sense.

 

[classic33]

The outside of the throat, now it makes sense ................. ruins a good story but it does make sense.

Sorry for ruining your story.

 

[vernon]

Just ask them how a dachshund is expected to bring down a badger.

Simple, they get stuck in their throats and choke them to death.