girofan
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- Oswestry Shropshire
"Well Phil! Did you know about our Tour of Ireland broadcast today?"
"What Paul?" (sigh)
"That we were paid for an hours commentry, and we only had to do a half-hour, due to the fact that the advertisers and The Irish Tourist Board took up the other half-hour?"
"So actually in real terms we've been paid double!!!!!!!!!" (Wets skin shorts).
"Y'know Paul, I always thought you were a Knutsford Numpty, but I guess you've caught-on at last!!"
"Our contract with ITV is better than that goldmine you own in Africa. Cycle fans actually believe that they will see an hours cycle racing, when actually half the broadcast is brainwashing them into buying things they don't need and the thought that Ireland has reasonable weather."
"All our broadcasts for ITV on cycle racing have been this way and we've been making a killing for ages, especially on the TdF, but don't let on about it or ITV will realise that we get more than your old mate Lance per race." (God, can't we terminate his contract?)
"Oh Phil! Does this mean I'm your mate?"
"Noooo Paul. It just means that instead of you sucking-up through your psychophantic comments on TV about LA to get your old PR job back with his new team 'Love Shack', you can put two fingers up to David Harmon, David 'Dementia Brain' Duffield and Carlton Kirby who have to do commentry for the whole of their broadcasts. He He He!!!!!"
"And by-the-way Paul perhaps you can go and get LA to sue that miserable b***ard on 'Cycle Chat', Girofan, who keeps on making derogatory comments on us and LA!!"
"Oh Phil! I wish I were you!!!"
"You are Paul, you are."
"What Paul?" (sigh)
"That we were paid for an hours commentry, and we only had to do a half-hour, due to the fact that the advertisers and The Irish Tourist Board took up the other half-hour?"
"So actually in real terms we've been paid double!!!!!!!!!" (Wets skin shorts).
"Y'know Paul, I always thought you were a Knutsford Numpty, but I guess you've caught-on at last!!"
"Our contract with ITV is better than that goldmine you own in Africa. Cycle fans actually believe that they will see an hours cycle racing, when actually half the broadcast is brainwashing them into buying things they don't need and the thought that Ireland has reasonable weather."
"All our broadcasts for ITV on cycle racing have been this way and we've been making a killing for ages, especially on the TdF, but don't let on about it or ITV will realise that we get more than your old mate Lance per race." (God, can't we terminate his contract?)
"Oh Phil! Does this mean I'm your mate?"
"Noooo Paul. It just means that instead of you sucking-up through your psychophantic comments on TV about LA to get your old PR job back with his new team 'Love Shack', you can put two fingers up to David Harmon, David 'Dementia Brain' Duffield and Carlton Kirby who have to do commentry for the whole of their broadcasts. He He He!!!!!"
"And by-the-way Paul perhaps you can go and get LA to sue that miserable b***ard on 'Cycle Chat', Girofan, who keeps on making derogatory comments on us and LA!!"
"Oh Phil! I wish I were you!!!"
"You are Paul, you are."
