Well someone has to.

[postman]

So here goes.

Dear Santa i have been a good boy,well i think so,my list is as follows and it's short.Just two Schwalbe Marathon Plus tyres 700 x 25,that's all.

 

[Spiderweb]

But you were also asking for a Yorkshire National Park cycle jersey only last month!
You’re been a very greedy postman!

 

[biggs682]

Some more storage space

 

[AndyRM]

It's October. Behave.

 

[Dayvo]

The fat man in red doesn't exist. Accept it and move on.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

It's October. Behave.

Indeed. Nobbery.

 

[MartinQ]

The fat man in red doesn't exist. Accept it and move on.

Scotty did put on a bit of weight in later years .... but I can't believe he didn't exist.

 

[classic33]

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Scotty did put on a bit of weight in later years .... but I can't believe he didn't exist.

He did and he didn't. He put himself into a continuous loop on the transporter system.

 

[Dave 123]

The fat man in red doesn't exist. Accept it and move on.

Nobber.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

He did and he didn't. He put himself into a continuous loop on the transporter system.

A passing thought - the transporter basically maps every atom in one place then replicates it in another so wouldn't it be easy for it to replicate someone with a bit less fat or a bit better musculature?

Similarly, would transporter technology render toilets obsolete? Just "transport" waste directly out of the colon. Would be good for treating tumours too I expect.

 

[raleighnut]

A passing thought - the transporter basically maps every atom in one place then replicates it in another so wouldn't it be easy for it to replicate someone with a bit less fat or a bit better musculature?

Similarly, would transporter technology render toilets obsolete? Just "transport" waste directly out of the colon. Would be good for treating tumours too I expect.

View: https://youtu.be/YXVWNYommJQ

 

[postman]

But you were also asking for a Yorkshire National Park cycle jersey only last month!
You’re been a very greedy postman!

You are correct,but at the moment i cannot find the front and back lengths of said jersey i am a long old g eet.

 

[Drago]

A passing thought - the transporter basically maps every atom in one place then replicates it in another so wouldn't it be easy for it to replicate someone with a bit less fat or a bit better musculature?

That's how I was created.

 

[PK99]

The fat man in red doesn't exist. Accept it and move on.

 

[Spiderweb]

You are correct,but at the moment i cannot find the front and back lengths of said jersey i am a long old g eet.

You are long, I remember fitting you for your Secteur Elite in Harrogate, 61cm frame if I remember correctly?!