What a load of crap

[Solecyclist]

Hi fellow cyclists. I've seen new marketing ploys of late in the biking world but today I received my subscribed email from Ribble cycles. We'll I'm sure some of you are probably aware you can choose your own colour scheme with Ribble which is quite novel, but the latest marketing load of codswallop is you can now choose your bike get this with a Scent of your own choice. You can choose between different aromas that are sprayed onto your new machine. Have you heard of anything so ridiculous in your life... A smelly bike.... What a Croc... Not really needed Ribble I'm afraid. Its time to go to the drawing board again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

And today's date is?????

 

[swee'pea99]

This wasn't announced today by any chance...?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

This smells of ...

 

[Rocky]

Well it was posted after midday, so it must be true.

 

[Solecyclist]

And today's date is?????

April fools day

 

[night rider]

sigh..i detest this blatant marketing campaign p**h.

 

[vickster]

sigh..i detest this blatant marketing campaign p**h.

Check the date...it's probably a joke

 

[rogerzilla]

The only true bike aroma is rubber and GT85.

 

[Drago]

They don't do "vintage Y fronts", do they?

 

[DRM]

Is it the saddle that smells of stale flatulence, or something to do with the date perhaps

 

[night rider]

which is exactly the point. All these 'fool' emails & 'discussions' are campaign tools to promote the 'brands'

 

[Drago]

Is it the saddle that smells of stale flatulence...

I thought the Magistrate had told you to stop sniffing them?

 

[DRM]

I thought the Magistrate had told you to stop sniffing them?

It’s getting caught that‘s the crime

 

[MartinQ]

Hi fellow cyclists. I've seen new marketing ploys of late in the biking world but today I received my subscribed email from Ribble cycles. We'll I'm sure some of you are probably aware you can choose your own colour scheme with Ribble which is quite novel, but the latest marketing load of codswallop is you can now choose your bike get this with a Scent of your own choice. You can choose between different aromas that are sprayed onto your new machine. Have you heard of anything so ridiculous in your life... A smelly bike.... What a Croc... Not really needed Ribble I'm afraid. Its time to go to the drawing board again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

Should have told them to pull the odour one.