What he said.Let me explain why I don't wave....
If I am in traffic, I have a 360 degree awareness, but prioritise that information.
If there is a cyclist on the other side of the road, I will assess them and then they are placed far lower down my priority than the vehicle behind me.
I will therefore cut them from my "check list" and place them at the bottom of my priorities
If they wave or nod - chances are I will not notice, so you were not ignored just irrelevant!
Throwing urine is so last week.If anyone waves or nods at me as they pass I scream "Doper" and throw a cup of urine in their face.
Be wary about talking to trees the men in white coats may be looking for nuttersI just talk to the trees, but they don't listen to me....
Not with today's funding levels for mental health services.Be wary about talking to trees the men in white coats may be looking for nutters
Gobbing is the new pee toss, right?Throwing urine is so last week.
Well you generated discussion but it seems you are a miserable so and so who didn' like the discussionI wasn't aware there was already a plethora of similar posts on here. Thought the purpose of a forum was to generate discussion. Suppose I'd better keep some of my thoughts to myself in future. (Takes himself away and thrashes himself with birch twigs)
It certainly is, until we get to the top of the alpe d'huez today, I'm expecting someone to take it to the next level then.Gobbing is the new pee toss, right?
It's quicker, by the time I've reached down my shorts for a lump of number two they've gone.Throwing urine is so last week.
I was about to greet you and bozmandb9 as newbies and reassure you that the sarcasm is just a gentle introduction to forum banter. Then I noticed you've been around since 2012 and 2013, so I'm amazed you haven't noticed threads like this before. They are very boring! There's no discussion to be had really, just smile if you want to and ride your bike.
I rest my case.not getting stressed at all, just wondering why all the sarcastic answers, being a "newby" myself i obviously won't know that it crops up regularly.