What are the 7 signs of ageing?

[srw]

You really are old srw!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olay#Name_change

I might still be a teenager - the name change happened in 1999.

 

[compo]

Realising you are married to a great grandmother.

 

[rich p]

7 signs of Asian?
Eating with chopsticks and deliberately misreading thread titles.

 

[Archie_tect]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olay#Name_change

I might still be a teenager - the name change happened in 1999.

Ah, but you remembered and even had the wit to google it!

 

[Maz]

Olay Revitalising Cream has a lot to do.

I'm old enough to remember when it was called Ulay.

 

[Crackle]

7 signs of Asian?
Eating with chopsticks and deliberately misreading thread titles.

Ey! I thought this thread was about hazing. I reported it to be moved to CAD, duh

 

[rich p]

Ey! I thought this thread was about hazing. I reported it to be moved to CAD, duh

Hai Zing? Is he Asian?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

It's because you're like a trained athlete - all the tennis players do it to tighten the body when wanting to put more effort into their shots.

Ditto on the crapper.

 

[downfader]

The seven signs of aging:

1. Happy
2. Forgetful
3. Grumpy
4. Bashful
5. Sneezy
6. Dopey
7. Doc
8. Forgetting what you were asked and
9. No longer being able to count

 

[Aperitif]

7 signs of Asian?
Eating with chopsticks and deliberately misreading thread titles.

Don't try and curry favour on this thread you old git.

Here's another Singh of ageing: Fauja - 100 year old marathon runner.

 

[Saddle bum]

Growing old is compulsory.

Growing up is a matter of choice.

 

[tyred]

Suddenly finding yourself admiring Volvo estates

 

[BigonaBianchi]

A sudden uncontrollable urge to go see this world on a bicycle

 

[postman]

Wearing baggy shorts instead of lycra.

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

Singing along to adverts for albums made by K-Tel