What are the 7 signs of ageing?

[BigonaBianchi]

downloading one of those old time phone dialers into your android

 

[subaqua]

thinking that the music in clothes shops is too loud
thinking why the hell am i in this clothes shop i should have gone to M&S , theres nothing wrong with M&S

 

[pauldavid]

There was an eighth but for the life of me I can't remember what it was

Plum sack stretches and they look like spaniel's ears hanging either side of your G string

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

Plum sack stretches and they look like spaniel's ears hanging either side of your Y fronts

FTFY......

 

[pauldavid]

FTFY......

I'm still persevering with the G string, if it's good enough for Peter Stringfellow..............

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Sorry, what was the question?

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

I'm still persevering with the G string, if it's good enough for Peter Stringfellow..............

The mental image this gives me is of those balls on string that you could clack together. The ones that got banned coz they exploded....


Or the cherries symbol on fruit machines

 

[ColinJ]

Plum sack stretches and they look like spaniel's ears hanging either side of your G string

Forgetting that they didn't used to look like that?

 

[pauldavid]

The mental image this gives me is of those balls on string that you could clack together. The ones that got banned coz they exploded....


Or the cherries symbol on fruit machines

The explosions related to these particular balls on string seem to have become less frequent with age as well. Although the desire to get clacking still exists, once all options are assessed you realise your probably better off with a good hot dinner.

 

[Over The Hill]

thinking that the music in clothes shops is too loud
thinking why the hell am i in this clothes shop i should have gone to M&S , theres nothing wrong with M&S

You mean there are other shops to buy clothes in!!

 

[Archie_tect]

No OTH, it's a myth.

 

[compo]

thinking that the music in clothes shops is too loud

I regularly walk out of shops because the music is too loud and does my head in!

 

[ayceejay]

And the lyrics, eh? They don't write lyrics like they used to.
I read in the papers, there are robbers
With flash lights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggie to protect him And scare them away with one bark

I don't want a bunny or a kitty
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
You can't take a goldfish for walks

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggie in the window? I do hope that doggie is for sale

 

[mirrorman]

When you're niece asks why you have a moustache up you're nose!!!

 

[biggs682]

No 8 is that when you cough you also fart.

i use that as a party trick !