What are the 7 signs of ageing?

[Archie_tect]

1. Forget who people are.
2. Forget what you're supposed to be doing.
3. Can't get out of a chair without a wincing grunt.
4. Can't bend down to tie your shoelaces.
5. Politicians and your GP look 12.
6. After a long bike ride, you can't get off your bike.
7. Your children start helping you.

Olay Revitalising Cream has a lot to do.

 

[Alex H]

3. Can't get in or out of a chair without a wincing grunt.

 

[Archie_tect]

That's easy Alex... I just fall into the chair!

 

[summerdays]

I definitely suffer from the grunt but can't work out why that little grunt is necessary or helpful?

 

[MossCommuter]

There was an eighth but for the life of me I can't remember what it was

 

[numbnuts]

1. Forget who people are.
2. Forget what you're supposed to be doing.
3. Can't get out of a chair without a wincing grunt.
4. Can't bend down to tie your shoelaces. - Yes sometimes
5. Politicians and your GP look 12.
6. After a long bike ride, you can't get off your bike.
7. Your children start helping you. - N/A

 

[biggs682]

what about the ability not being able to go for more than 40 mins without needing a wee

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I definitely suffer from the grunt but can't work out why that little grunt is necessary or helpful?

It covers the sound of your creaking bones.

 

[Smurfy]

8. Start forum threads to discuss signs of ageing.

 

[Archie_tect]

Not Olay users then...

 

[Andrew_Culture]

2. Forget what you're supposed to be doing.

Does that include posting on here while at work?

 

[snorri]

When someone takes the stabilisers off your bike.

 

[Over The Hill]

Forget you just said something

 

[Over The Hill]

Forget you just said something

 

[ColinJ]

8. Look in a mirror and recoil in shock when you see your long-dead father staring back at you!