What brainboxes have we?

[betty swollocks]

Let's boast about our intellectual prowess: what's your academic qualifications?
How many BAs MAs PHDs etc. have we?
Moi? Well I got nine O levels, 4 A levels and a CQSW: erm, that's it really.

 

[Arch]

6 O's, 2 CSE's
2 A's (but very low grade)
1 BA (third class)
1 BSc (first class)
1 MSc
trying to finish a PhD.

Not sure of the value of them, really, now that I realise I just want a moderately interesting, not too stressful job that pays the bills. As I said recently, it's more the process of getting them, I value than the result - the travelling, not the destination.

 

[Dave Davenport]

Bugger all!

 

[betty swollocks]

6 O's, 2 CSE's
2 A's (but very low grade)
1 BA (third class)
1 BSc (first class)
1 MSc
trying to finish a PhD.

Not sure of the value of them, really, now that I realise I just want a moderately interesting, not too stressful job that pays the bills. As I said recently, it's more the process of getting them, I value than the result - the travelling, not the destination.

Golly: already I feel a bit of a pleb!

 

[Arch]

Golly: already I feel a bit of a pleb!

Yeah, but, do you have a job?

 

[Kirstie]

10 GCE O levels. 4 A levels. LLB (hons). MSc (Eng). PhD.
...according to some of my esteemed (non academic) colleagues at the OU I'm 'a waste of taxpayers money' ...

 

[gary r]

Bugger all!

Must be a hampshire thing!!! i went to school in Hampshire & left at 15 with nothing

 

[betty swollocks]

10 GCE O levels. 4 A levels. LLB (hons). MSc (Eng). PhD.
...according to some of my esteemed (non academic) colleagues at the OU I'm 'a waste of taxpayers money' ...

Yeah, but do you have a job?

I do!

 

[Kirstie]

Yeah, but do you have a job?

I do!

Yes.

 

[Arch]

Yeah, but do you have a job?

I do!

There you are then. I don't... I'm bugger all use!

Well, no, I do, but it's only 1 day a week, because that's all my boss can afford. And he's a mate.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

6 highers, 1 CSYS, 1 BSc hons, 1 MSc and an expired boatmaster's license

I don't use any of them.

 

[Smokin Joe]

VD, SyPH and Gon.

 

[Hover Fly]

In order,
8 O levels,
C&G T5 (Mechanical),
Grindstone mounting certificate,
HNC, (Marine Engineering)
Infantry footbridge design & erection (various other army ones)
FastCo Chainsaw maintenance and use up to "Windfall"
C&G Autocad up to solid modelling.

 

[walker]

Err, Mainly E's And F's in GCSE's, just about passed a GNVQ in business studies, but left school and became an accountant.

 

[4F]

Cycling proficiency and 25 metre swim.