What do you do for a living?

[The Jogger]

I help feed the nation ..... safely

You're not a farmer then

 

[swee'pea99]

Despite having a zoological degree in wild animal management,behaviour and husbandry I have ended up somewhere quite unrelated and havent a clue what it is im actually meant to do here

You've obviously found your niche in life. How many of us can say as much? Well done!

 

[I am Spartacus]

Truthfully, I am racing tomorrow in the Giro d'Lombardia

 

[I am Spartacus]

My doctor said so

 

[snapper_37]

You're not a farmer then

Well, if that's anything to go on, I definately DON'T work for the retailers...

 

[Lisa21]

Lisa, do you:
a) ...ask "Do you want fries with that?"
close the door, put the coins in and wait for 40 minutes?
c) pass the product over the reader and wait for the beep...
d) keep the vicious brute at bay with a chair.... or,
d) shout 'sell- sell-sell!' into the handset?

D. Most definitely D. And that is just when my boss is in a GOOD mood

 

[siadwell]

Poultry masturbator's assistant (retired).

 

[Slim]

Snapper developed the ring pull on Heinz baked beans.

Any chance of him going to work for Branston beans - their tins don't have ring pulls.

 

[Landslide]

Unlikely, given that he's a she.

 

[snapper_37]

Unlikely, given that he's a she.

Hee hee, don't you just love that crafty, tucked away thing called a profile.

 

[tyred]

I play around on the interent and read nonsense on web forums

 

[Auntie Helen]

I do various odds 'n ends in a sort of retirement. Includes proofing, editing, copywriting, graphic design, book reviewing, admin, cycle instruction...

 

[numbnuts]

Retired Blacksmith

 

[palinurus]

I formulate soldering fluxes.

 

[tyred]

I formulate soldering fluxes.

Something I've been trying to buy but has proved impossible to get hold of.