What features does your bike have

[tyred]

Judging by my average speeds, mine is permanently tethered to an anvil.

 

[crazyjoe101]

Mine has a really cool metallic thing on it I can make a 'ding ding' sound with if the person ahead is going too slowly and needs to get out of my way.

 

[HLaB]

My bike used to have an ejector seat, thank goodness it has been disabled this year

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A head up display

 

[Spambotbot]

I have a seatpost seat bar ends & grips pedals & bum bag, missing the bike )