10 years ago I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the LA* underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire the me.
Or, on a more serious note...
The company I work for was briefly owned by a very large American multinational conglomerate, who had a quite senior person in their HR department with the same name as me, who appeared next to me on the global e-mail list. You can imagine the rest...
And many years ago there was someone with the same name as me on the books at our GP's practice. This was back in the days of paper notes, so appointments were often taken up waiting for the 'right' notes to be brought through.
* - Leeds Area