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What have i found in the loft you may ask...
We live in a flat in the city (with one or two bolt-holes to retreat to when the going gets rough but no jobs in these in areas though - hey ho!).
I have been the proud owner of a fancy designer toilet for the past eight years. Modern art-deco design. A porcelain delight. I got it for nowt but, didnt get around to installing it. A few months ago we had the bathroom done up with a hidden cistern effort, thus rendering the fancy bog surplus to requirements. Ordinarily, i'd have kept it in case the new john went up the swanny but, i've agreed to 'de-clutter'. The gf/missus put it up on the local ebay equivalent and it was snapped up. Monday, I got the message to not dilly dally on the way home from work but hurry so i can give the wc a once over with a damp cloth before the buyer arrived. Came home to dinner on the table and then it was off upstairs with a bucket of warm soapy water. I wasn't prepared for what i found!
Yes, the toilet had been deflowered.
I found a six year-old turd in the loft. Six years ago i'd caught the neighbours kid (a good kid essentially) and his gang smoking weed there. His family and myself had turned the loft into a gym/workout space and the local kids got wind of it and moved in. I wasn't happy and one evening chased them away. A few items were left behind and i made efforts to return them (a couple of phones and the like). But one item, unbeknowst to me, remained, only to be found six years later.
We live in a flat in the city (with one or two bolt-holes to retreat to when the going gets rough but no jobs in these in areas though - hey ho!).
I have been the proud owner of a fancy designer toilet for the past eight years. Modern art-deco design. A porcelain delight. I got it for nowt but, didnt get around to installing it. A few months ago we had the bathroom done up with a hidden cistern effort, thus rendering the fancy bog surplus to requirements. Ordinarily, i'd have kept it in case the new john went up the swanny but, i've agreed to 'de-clutter'. The gf/missus put it up on the local ebay equivalent and it was snapped up. Monday, I got the message to not dilly dally on the way home from work but hurry so i can give the wc a once over with a damp cloth before the buyer arrived. Came home to dinner on the table and then it was off upstairs with a bucket of warm soapy water. I wasn't prepared for what i found!
Yes, the toilet had been deflowered.
I found a six year-old turd in the loft. Six years ago i'd caught the neighbours kid (a good kid essentially) and his gang smoking weed there. His family and myself had turned the loft into a gym/workout space and the local kids got wind of it and moved in. I wasn't happy and one evening chased them away. A few items were left behind and i made efforts to return them (a couple of phones and the like). But one item, unbeknowst to me, remained, only to be found six years later.
