What is the funniest comment you have had

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by skinny man0903, 31 Dec 2007.

  1. What is the funniest comment you have had about when you've been out on the bike.

    The one I heard was whilst out cycling a teenager thought he would be rather funny and as I cycled past he said "eh m8 your back wheel is spinning" I suppose that's the new version of your back wheel is following the front one, when I was a kid ;)
  2. OP
    skinny man0903

    skinny man0903 Guest

    All I said "yeah I know" and carried on ;)
  3. barq

    barq Senior Member

    Birmingham, UK
    I posted this one a while back... It was about two summers ago and the TdeF had just finished. As I rode past a rather overweight young woman she called after me "Who d'you think you are? Facking Louis Armstrong?"

    Bliss. ;)
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    skinny man0903

    skinny man0903 Guest

    Brilliant I love it ;):biggrin::biggrin:
  5. John the Monkey

    John the Monkey Frivolous Cyclist

    "Hey mate, your lights are on".
  6. OP
    skinny man0903

    skinny man0903 Guest

    I didn't see that 1 was that on here or C+
  7. freakhatz

    freakhatz New Member

    Get off and milk it!
  8. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour

    no funny comments, but had my arse smacked a couple of times. does that count?
  9. Jaded

    Jaded New Member

    Someone threw money at me and shouted "Kant!"

    He must have thought I was a poor philosophy student.
  10. spesh

    spesh Well-Known Member

    I was out on a ride one spring day, resplendent in black and yellow cycling kit, when some moppet in a pushchair pointed and said, "Look mummy, it's Bananaman!"

    I didn't have the heart to tell him Bananaman's suit is blue and yellow... :biggrin:
  11. ufkacbln

    ufkacbln Guest

    Cycling on the Brompton, and past a young kiddy on his bike. Turned, looked at Mum and said............

    "Look his wheels are even smaller than mine!"
  12. yorkshiregoth

    yorkshiregoth Master of all he surveys

    Cycling past a bus stop in chav-ville (Slough) and some kids shouted the rather blatantly obvious comment "Ooh look its a bike"
  13. ColinJ

    ColinJ It's a puzzle ...

    I was riding up a long local hill in August 2005, just after Lance Armstrong had won his last Tour de France, with Ivan Basso coming second. A crowd of drinkers were sitting outside a pub on my left supping their pints and I was half expecting somebody to say something as I grovelled past them. So one guys leaned over, and after reading the name on my bike...


    ... called out:

    "Oi Ivan, watch it - Armstrong is right behind you!"

    I was quite impressed :biggrin:!
  14. OldCobblers

    OldCobblers New Member

    Not unexpectedly, the tandem attracts its fair share of comments from the Great Braindead:

    "Ooh look! A Two-ee".
    "Oh my God! A tandem!"

    and, of course, the old chestnut:

    "She's not Pedalling"... to which the stock reply is ..."She must be, 'cos I'm not"...
  15. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Out riding one night and someone leant out of a car after they;d gone past me and shouted 'eh mate, your a flashing cone'...

    I didnt feel it was funny.
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