What is the most cringey thing you have ever done??

[Mad Doug Biker]

I once spent a good few minutes on a tea break slating the owner of the firm i worked for with the new boy labourer who was helping out in the holidays. Only for him to announce i was talking about his Dad

How long did your job last after that?

 

[neil earley]

not me ,A, friend of mine looked at his GF,s mobile to find that she was meeting some guy off the internet he sent a text back saying her boyfriend was coming out of nick after serving 3 years for GBH and could meet up later!! Needless to say he never showed up and my mate dumped all her clothes at her mums house the same evening. , Revenge was sweet also he saved a lot of heartache as they were getting married in 6 months time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

not me ,A, friend of mine looked at his GF,s mobile to find that she was meeting some guy off the internet he sent a text back saying her boyfriend was coming out of nick after serving 3 years for GBH and could meet up later!! Needless to say he never showed up and my mate dumped all her clothes at her mums house the same evening. , Revenge was sweet also he saved a lot of heartache as they were getting married in 6 months time.

Doesn't very cringey, unless you mean him being taken for a mug?

 

[mark st1]

How long did your job last after that?

Until i left turns out his son had a lower opinion of his dad than i did lol

 

[neil earley]

Nope lol, he felt guilty for looking into her messages on mobile believe it or not,and replying to the toerag who,m she planned to meet. Call it devine intervention ! the cheating b,tch her loss as he married a lovely woman and has 2 childen who he adores. you wouldnt meet a nicer guy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh hell, I've forgotten about another one.

I used to be on a tiny forum for a charity, when one day on the chat bit of it, I was talking to a guy who was, to put it mildly, a bit of a joker.

Suddenly someone else appeared claiming to be the the Aunt of another one of the members. I didn't believe her, thinking it was somehow still the first guy.

It was only afterwards that it became clear, she had been genuine and I never heard from her ever again after that.

 

[neil earley]

Bet this is the worst thing ever, My GF and I went to Corfu she was constantly flirting with a waiter , so I put some laxitives in her drink { 6 in all} resulting in her going to the toilet frequently for the next 3 Days!! Yep SH,T happens so they say. Dumped her when we got home.

 

[slowmotion]

MDB, I think a very large number of extremely cringeworthy tales would involve the desperate ( and usually thwarted ) teenage quests for sex. Mine certainly did, and I have absolutely no intention of setting myself up for ridicule by the assembled parishioners. Even after all these years, I'm still in denial.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB, I think a very large number of extremely cringeworthy tales would involve the desperate ( and usually thwarted ) teenage quests for sex. Mine certainly did, and I have absolutely no intention of setting myself up for ridicule by the assembled parishioners. Even after all these years, I'm still in denial.

Sex? I never got any!

 

[Hacienda71]

When working in a petrol station in my twenties I commented to the new cashier I was training that the brunette who had just pulled up was rather attractive and I would be very happy if she would like to practice making babies with me, or words to that effect. His reply........"that's my sister"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bet this is the worst thing ever, My GF and I went to Corfu she was constantly flirting with a waiter , so I put some laxitives in her drink { 6 in all} resulting in her going to the toilet frequently for the next 3 Days!! Yep SH,T happens so they say. Dumped her when we got home.

Naughty naughty!

 

[Lisa21]

Does getting my legs out on the forum and giving everyone temporary blindness count??

 

[neil earley]

Funnily enough Mad Dug felt sooo good at the time , but do cring now and again!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Does getting my legs out on the forum and giving everyone temporary blindness count??

Who said that? I can't see anything!

Listen, I'm sue your legs are lovely really, and I doubt mine are any better anyway!

 

[slowmotion]

Sex? I never got any!

OK, maybe "usually" was a bit dishonest. "Always" might have been more accurate.