Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Yes, as the thread title says, what are the most cringeworthy things you have ever done? I don't mean the most stupidest things, I just mean the things which make you want to be swallowed up by the ground just for thinking about it, the things that make you clench your bum in sheer embarrassment.
Having brain damage as I do, I have had be fair share of them, but there are several of them which stand out to me for their monumental awfulness.
The first, which I suddenly thought of for some reason earlier, and thereby starting his thread happened in early December 2004 on a train from London to the south coast.
I had somehow managed to get myself on the Southern Trains staff farewell tour of the class 205 DEMU Thumpers, and had sat myself down in a compartment with two other young guys in it. We started to talk, and I realised very quickly that they were both quite clever, and so the conversation was all rather high brow. This was ok as I could wing it reasonably, until it got to the subject of languages - one of then was fluent in French but had studied in Wales, so the conversation got onto Welsh and Gaelic.
Now, I had been studying Scottish Gaelic previously, and, so, rather stupidly decided to say
'Well, yes, I know quite a bit of Gaelic'
To which the guy who spoke French started asking a volley of questions about it on the spot.
Thing is, my mind went blank just at that moment, so I couldn't answer anything, making me look like a complete and utter idiot (more so than usual I mean) who had tried to make something up and had been exposed. An awkward silence fell over the compartment as the two guys looked at me like I had just farted in their faces, and all I wanted to do was die on the spot.
I eventually made some pathetic excuse about how it is much better if I can see it written down, but the whole atmosphere had changed after that (you could practically feel it going out of the window) and they hardly spoke to me again after that.
Having brain damage as I do, I have had be fair share of them, but there are several of them which stand out to me for their monumental awfulness.
The first, which I suddenly thought of for some reason earlier, and thereby starting his thread happened in early December 2004 on a train from London to the south coast.
I had somehow managed to get myself on the Southern Trains staff farewell tour of the class 205 DEMU Thumpers, and had sat myself down in a compartment with two other young guys in it. We started to talk, and I realised very quickly that they were both quite clever, and so the conversation was all rather high brow. This was ok as I could wing it reasonably, until it got to the subject of languages - one of then was fluent in French but had studied in Wales, so the conversation got onto Welsh and Gaelic.
Now, I had been studying Scottish Gaelic previously, and, so, rather stupidly decided to say
'Well, yes, I know quite a bit of Gaelic'
To which the guy who spoke French started asking a volley of questions about it on the spot.
Thing is, my mind went blank just at that moment, so I couldn't answer anything, making me look like a complete and utter idiot (more so than usual I mean) who had tried to make something up and had been exposed. An awkward silence fell over the compartment as the two guys looked at me like I had just farted in their faces, and all I wanted to do was die on the spot.
I eventually made some pathetic excuse about how it is much better if I can see it written down, but the whole atmosphere had changed after that (you could practically feel it going out of the window) and they hardly spoke to me again after that.